April 30th, 2002, 10:04 PM by Goddess

From Jeff:

“Hi Dawn,

If you’re moving, take me with you, I HATE THIS CITY TOO!!! I don’t eat much,

and you know how good in bed I am, except for falling on the floor. lol.

anyway, got to go for now, i hope you find something soon, talk to you

later.

Jeff”

Okay, faithful blog readers, I AM NOT going to explain the falling out of bed thing (although I had bruises for weeks!), but I just have to say . …

WHAT A MORON!!!

He keeps proving time and again how lucky I am to have DUMPED him!!!

At any rate, at the Family Resources dinner tonight, F/OM asked me if I am still looking to move. I said yes. He asked where I’ve been looking. I said, “Virginia!” He said yeah right and said I should consider Highland Park. I said I really think I should move to Virginia. He looked disgusted and said that if I move closer to work, I will have less of a commute. I said that if I move farther away from work, I can find a new job. šŸ˜‰

I slay me!

Had another little zinger this evening. F/OM was asking me if I’ve been ragging on Brat about his leaving. I said that wasn’t easy, because with the loss of smoke breaks, it’s not like I have time to rag on Brat anyway, so it’s like he’s already gone to me. I know F/OM appreciated the dry humor. I said it sweetly, with that dripping sarcasm for which I’ve become famous. You know, I’d love to quit that job (and I can end this sentence right here!), and take F/OM out for some drinks … he is SO MUCH FUN when he wants to be! We had a great time this evening (you should’ve seen the look he shot me when Anita grabbed the seat next to his at the table — ha!). I was wondering if I should invite him to Brat’s going-away party . …

Should I leave or should I go? The question remains. I would stay for F/OM. I really would. But can I?

Brat told me that his new job is shipping him down to South Carolina for a week for training (at the Blackbaud HQ, where we visited in October). Do you think he’d notice if I snuck into his suitcase? Will he have as much fun there without me? (probably more so!) I wish I could go … our trip to Charleston was pretty cool. I really hope we will stay friends after he leaves the shithole … I’ve come to depend on his smartass wit to get me through the day. šŸ™‚



April 29th, 2002, 2:33 PM by Goddess

Highlights:

1. Recovered Metaphoria and Maddie’s page. Lost Maddie’s photo, though. Also edited Transience to include updated links, but I think I messed up and lost the link to Maddie’s page. šŸ™

2. Brat announced his resignation when I was off on Friday; he told me today that his last day is May 10. (Sorry Charolette! I told him you weren’t gonna be happy about that!) We’re all gonna miss him!

2. b. In honor of Brat’s resignation, he and CTL and I took an emergency smoke break at 11 a.m. today! And at 1 p.m.! Maybe we’ll go back to the old schedule!

3. Am stressed to DEATH over federal proposals!!!!

4. Incoherent Twit emailed our training department to ask to develop and teach a public speaking course. (ROFLMFAO!!!) Public speaking? Her? HAH!!! She copied me; I promptly forwarded it to Leslie and Chris. (and Blogged about it here!)

5. Got invited to a formal dinner that is taking place tomorrow evening … some pre-planning would have been nice (like, to get a DRESS!!!). But I hear there’s free booze! Woo HOO!!!

6. Happy hour on Friday!!! And the next Friday after that!!!!!

7. Another dental appointment this morning … my mouth hurts! And I need my wisdom teeth out ASAP … all four of them!

8. Might have managed to let go of YKW a little bit over the weekend. Am looking forward to whatever happens in life, and if he’s in it, all the better, but if not, “I Will Survive” (go, Gloria Gaynor, go!).

TTFN



April 27th, 2002, 5:19 PM by Goddess

I am such a dipshit. I deleted two of my AOL accounts (because AOL sucks ass), and I lost my favorite webpage, “Metaphoria.” I am such an asshole! I also lost Maddie’s webpage. Lovely. Absolutely lovely.

In better news, I secured the domain www.caterwauling.com, and I signed up for web hosting from Qwik.net. Now, I will hail to the Geek Goddess, Lab Rat, for further instruction! And I will be able to get rid of AOL for good! Take that, fuckers!!!

Just bought a beautiful silver jewelry armoire online. I used to work in a jewelry store (and robbed it blind, as well!), so I have more jewelry than China has rice. Can’t pass up a pretty piece of sterling silver, either (no gold here, baby! silver is cheap, pretty and plentiful!), so I will finally have a home for all the rings, toe rings, bracelets, anklets, necklaces, earrings and whatever the fuck else I have picked up over the years. Would you believe that I bought earrings BEFORE I had three holes drilled into my ears? At any rate, let’s hope the credit card doesn’t explode because of this new purchase … I think I put it over the limit this time. THIS is why I can’t take a lower-paying job … my daily bouts of retail therapy are spiraling out of control! Maybe if I had a man to keep me busy, I wouldn’t be practicing plastic calisthenics online!!!

Off to shower to meet my pals at Remo’s. Woo hoo! Best place in Pittsburgh!!! It’s cheap, fast and easy … much like the author of this page!



April 27th, 2002, 10:19 AM by Goddess

this one’s for you, YKW. …

“are you breathing

what I’m breathing

are your wishes the same as mine

are you needing

what i’m needing

i’m waiting for a sign

my hands tremble

my heart aches

is it you calling

is it you calling

if i’m alone in this

i don’t think i can face

the consequences of falling

are you thinking

what i’m thinking

does your pulse quicken like mine

are you dreaming

what i’m dreaming

i can’t read your mind

one step toward you

two steps back

feels like i’m crawling

feels like i’m crawling

if i’m alone in this

I don’t think i can face

the consequences of falling

my hands tremble

my heart aches

is it you calling

is it you calling

if i’m alone in this

i dont’ think i can face

the consequences of falling”

— k.d. lang, “The Consequences of Falling” —



April 25th, 2002, 7:16 PM by Goddess

25 April 2002

At a Crossroads. ā€¦

Iā€™m standing in the middle of two intersections, not knowing which directions to take. Shall I go Northeast? Southwest? West by Southeast? Oy vey. Decisions, decisions.

Work and personal life dilemmas are overlapping, and I am faced with not only running toward something, but running away from something else. Iā€™ve spent 27 years going wherever the wind has chosen to carry me (if nothing else, I am light in spirit ā€¦ if only my physical being were a bit lighter as well!). And this has worked well for me, for these first three decades of my life. However, perhaps Little Miss Passive-Aggressive should retire her wings and buy a new pair of running shoes. Itā€™s time to make some decisions ā€¦ Fate isnā€™t making things too easy on me right now, and maybe in order to move forward, Iā€™ve got to go sideways for a little while.

That said, Iā€™m torn between the man I love and the man who loves me, and I am also torn between the city I love and the city I never dreamed Iā€™d even visit, let alone come to love.

Love has been amusing ā€¦ David B from CMU immediately distanced himself from me once I announced I was interviewing in Alexandria. No big loss, as weā€™ve only had an email/IM relationship ā€¦ with no concrete plans to meet in person. Then I met David G at Nation, a club in D.C. We didnā€™t fuck, which is a first for me, to not drag home a random stranger for an even more random night of passion. Iā€™ve since heard from him, but considering the circumstances (and influences) under which we met, perhaps this one is best left 250 miles away.

Jeff surfaced; emailed to say that I should call him. Also said that his parents are in Hawaii and he has the house all to himself. As Lab Rat said, ā€œWhat is he ā€¦ 14?ā€ I disagreed ā€¦ said he was 12 at best.

So as far as the love triangle thatā€™s goinā€™ on, Jesus H. This has been happening for at least six months, but I feel like some decisions need to happen, and soon, because this game I am tangled up in is fun but draining. The scenario: three good friends who are busy trying to vie for the attention of one of the friends (donā€™t worry ā€¦ itā€™s not like the movie ā€œThreesome,ā€ where one is gay!). But it is bizarre, nonetheless.

A line from a poem I wrote:

ā€œHe wants me, but I need you.

Between two worlds, what is there to do?ā€

As far as I am concerned, You-Know-Who (YKW) made his decision in the wee hours of October 13, 2001, when he left my bed and my home. But he never left my heart, nor my life. I see him so frequently, and while he might have said that things couldnā€™t work between us due to a very glaring reason, I donā€™t think he believes that it canā€™t work EVER. Since then, Iā€™ve hooked up with and/or dated others, and maybe he has done the same. But it was always his lips that I was kissing, at least, if only in my mind. Iā€™ve been waiting for the timing to be right, for the situation to be perfect, to see if what I think has always been there, still is.

He claims he wants me to leave town. He swears that he would never be the one to change my mind to stay. My hope is that he is being facetious ā€¦ that he just doesnā€™t know how to make me stay, that he doesnā€™t know how easy it would be, if only he tried.

Then thereā€™s Somebody Else (SE). SE has been not-so-subtly asking me out for the past six months, knowing in his heart that my feelings for YKW run deep. I never disclosed nor confirmed his accusation, but letā€™s face it, he ainā€™t dumb. But he also ainā€™t deterred easily, either.

Yesterday, SE made it clear once again that he feels we should be together. He asked if he could take me out on a date sometime. I am both charmed by his determination as well as worn down by it, and in a moment of weakness, I said yes. Immediately, he tried to make plans for this weekend.

I was horrified. Look, I know I can go on a simple date with him, but this is gonna take some time on my part. Iā€™m not over YKW ā€¦ I donā€™t know when, if ever, I will be. And for the fact that both of them are friends, holy shit! I donā€™t know if those two talk about personal stuff (god only knows with those two guys, what they find to talk about. I am certain that I am a topic, due to our mutual friendship. But would either one be dumb enough to mention what REALLY goes on with me when the other one isnā€™t around?!?!).

Was out and about most of today ā€¦ working and SMOKING far, far away from Da Ghetto. Ran into YKW briefly, while I was flurrying about the town. Thatā€™s all I needed. Never saw eyes quite so beautiful and green. He seemed a bit down today, but I didnā€™t say much to him. Had a piece of news I knew he needed, and he was thankful. Then I was on my merry way.

Thatā€™s something Iā€™ve learned with men in general ā€¦ state your business, and LEAVE! Let them bask in your trail of perfume, let them wonder where it is you have to go that is more fascinating than being at their side. Never let them see you cry.

He never saw me cry. Even on Oct. 13, yeah, I might have begged him to stay, to change his mind, to give it some time to evaluate the consequences of his impending actions ā€“ but I never cried. Might have untied his shoes as he tried to knot the laces, might have tried to hide his sweater (the one I love, the one I wore at his home), might have tried to hold him so tightly against me in the doorway of my apartment that he couldnā€™t escape ā€¦ but no tears. At least, not until I closed the door behind him. Then, they didnā€™t stop for days.

Ugh.

Holy tantrum, Batman! Iā€™m such a loser.

So, for those who requested the update. ā€¦

The Interview.

Crossroads #2.

I can liken this to a very familiar feeling ā€¦ lying in bed, alone, as the guy with whom you were previously fucking your brains out, suddenly throws on his pants and runs for the front door. (I figure itā€™s because Iā€™m so skilled that theyā€™re afraid they will get addicted to me if they stay!) At any rate, thereā€™s that wondering if he had fun, if things went well, if youā€™ll see him again, if you really even care if you see him again, what heā€™ll tell his friends, what heā€™ll tell your mutual friends, etc. etc.

In short, your mind is so fucking clouded as you curl your naked body in your suddenly huge and empty bed, that you arenā€™t sure whether to feel elated at the prospect that he may call you later or embarrassed because of the prospect that he wonā€™t.

Or, third option, you realize that it was fun and youā€™re glad heā€™s gone so you can get some fucking sleep.

So, to describe the interview, I might choose whatā€™s behind Door Number Three.

It was wonderful of Shawn to get me in for the interview. It was nice of his colleagues to take the time to see me. What wasnā€™t so nice was the feeling that I had to stand on my head to sell myself. Granted, thatā€™s the whole point of interviewing, but letā€™s be honest here, for the first three months of my potential employment there, I would be taking a demotion and a pay cut. Of course, those would change in a few months, but I really felt like I had to work exceptionally hard to earn the respect of his colleagues, particularly the one in HR. I left her office drained and stressed and feeling like I was an old woman trying to sip from the fountain of youth.

Shawn is fighting for me, reminding them that people can make career changes, that journalistic opportunities donā€™t exist in Pittsburgh. And thatā€™s sweet of him, but I donā€™t want to go into a job where they have such low expectations of me. I feel I need to leave ASCI, but Iā€™m not real sure that this is what I want. Three hours of behavioral interviewing and what not, and I still feel like I didnā€™t impress them. Granted, uphill battles never deterred me, but this isnā€™t just taking a job across town ā€¦ this is uprooting my whole life here and leaving all the friends and loved ones Iā€™ve come to cherish.

Maybe Iā€™m just being petty and stupid (that isnā€™t hard to imagine, is it?!?!). But I was kind of surprised that they wanted me to send samples of my college writing to them, to see if I can cut it as a reporter. That was funny to me ā€¦ meanwhile, I am working on seven proposals right now, and I write press releases at least two or three times a month. I know the media, trust me, and I made it clear that Iā€™ve been on the ā€œother sideā€ for quite awhile and that I would like to go back to where my degree lies.

Accounting Dawn says that sheā€™s facing a similar interviewing dilemma, that she thinks all these young kids interviewing her think sheā€™s too old to start a new career, that despite her new accounting degree, her recent work experience in payroll has her pigeonholed into making a career out of that.

I did some intense thinking on the drive home from Virginia ā€¦ I tried to assess what it is I really want to be when I grow up. The thing is, I like Development (I have always been Development Dawn!), and I might excel in it at an agency other than ASCI. But like I told Shawnā€™s HR director, itā€™s something I struggle with. I am damn good at it, but I also work way too hard to produce the quality work that I output. I see that I do not have a natural knack for fund raising. And thatā€™s okay. Iā€™m not mad at my lack of talent in that field ā€¦ it wasnā€™t my chosen field.

What I AM damn good at is publicity, particularly the creative side. I have ideas; I am a visionary. I spend way too much energy trying to live up to the Docā€™s vision of what I should be and what I should be doing. But she hasnā€™t given me the resources to push me to that next level. And she isnā€™t going to ā€¦ sheā€™s just gonna push me till I break. And that day is coming sooner than we all expect.

Lab Rat sent me a link for jobs in D.C.; I passed it along to Accounting Dawn today. I am going to give this one more shot before I give up on the idea of leaving town.

Therein lies another struggle in my life. My family is small, and not well, physically. My move may just kill them. But I told Mom that if I donā€™t make the move now, I never will. I know me. She said there will always be time to make the move. But Christ, things happen, and sheā€™s living proof. She had me at 16 and a lifetime of caregiving for her grandmother, mother and now father. If she had gotten out when I myself was 16 and nothing was going on in the family, she would be on her own feet right now, too. I can see my life now, as I will caregive for her as well, sooner probably rather than later. And thatā€™s okay ā€¦ I just want to get my kicks in, while I still can. I donā€™t want to look back, as she does, and wish life had turned out differently. I donā€™t do regrets ā€¦ those alone would kill me.

Pros to Leaving:

1. No more Doc.

2. No more Incoherent Twit.

3. No more fuck-ups (thanks Charolette for describing our colleagues so eloquently!)

4. Desperately needed change of scenery

5. Perfect excuse to miss 10-year high school reunion!

6. Perfect excuse to miss private 10-year reunion with Judd, Shawn and Tina. (Woo HOO!!!!!)

7. Can start Creative Services business with Lab Rat.

8. Maybe YKW will wake the fuck up and see that heā€™s losing me and make an attempt to get me back.

9. Might meet a good man!

10. No more running into idiot exes on the street.

11. Can make a career shift; there is nowhere to go but down in Pgh right now, given my current position. At least in D.C., I can justify a temporary demotion.

12. Will get to know Cortana and Monkey Boy, if MB chooses to relocate as well.

Cons to Leaving:

1. Will miss Mom and Grampy desperately.

2. Family health will be continual source of worry, as it is here, but at least I only have to drive 14 miles to see family in crisis times.

3. Will desperately miss YKW. Desperately. (did I mention desperately?)

4. Only put in one year as an executive as ASCI; looks bad on resume.

5. Cost of living is fucking ASTRONOMICAL in Virginia!

6. The AGGRAVATION of moving! Although I planned to move anyway, I dread nearly five hours in a car with Maddie screaming her little head off. Oy!

7. While I gain a great roommate, I lose the living-alone life, to which I have gotten extremely accustomed.

8. Itā€™s all highway driving in D.C. ā€“ yuck!

9. Job hunting!

10. How often would I see YKW, even though his face is burned into my memory?

Well, itā€™s pretty even. Fuck. This is why I never make decisions!!!



A step … forward, backward, sideways … who the hell knows?

April 22nd, 2002, 5:33 AM by Goddess

My big interview is in a few short hours! I’m nervous/excited/nauseated/liberated all at once.

I like Alexandria.Shawn lives in the Landmark area. There ain’t much to do right around here, but it’s safe, clean, and accessible to I-395, and it’s a mere stone’s throw from the Capitol.

Fun, fun weekend. Surreal. I even met someone! (although we all know that I am thinking about someone else, I’ll admit!) I spent some time missing that certain someone, but my vision is very much forward-facing. I want a life with him in it, but with or without him, I must have a life nonetheless.

My future hinges on today’s interview. Will they like me, take to me and want to woo me to DC? Or will they ask Shawn what kind of crack rock he was smoking when he recommended they interview me?

Lunched with Lab Rat and Cortana yesterday. ‘Twas really nice to have a bit of Pittsburgh here in DC with me. I’m not homesick … just sentimental, I guess. I feel like an alien invader this weekend. Shawn and Mikey and their friends have been wonderful, but really, I’m only crashing in their world, which is quite unlike mine. When/if I do move down here, it will be nice to have friends here, but again, it’s still their world, and I will create my own. I’ve already asked Cortana about young professionals groups (happy hour/social scene/Party Geek-esque groups). He either knows all the right people or knows how to get to them … it’s nice to know that there is a strong, helping hand out there waiting. It’s been rough, doing it all myself, for all these years. Dawn A. always tells me that I’m too stubborn and too proud to not only ask for help, but insist on it when I need it. What Dawn A. may never come to understand is that when help is offered, it comes through. When it is begged for, it is not always extended and when it is, it isn’t always sincere.

At any rate, Dawn A. may just join Rob in Baltimore/Annapolis. A bad idea? Perhaps. But maybe not. We all need to move forward. Maybe this is what they need. Or not. But who am I to judge? Besides, Annapolis is only an hour from here, and I’ll take all the friends in the area that I can get!!!

I’m falling in love with this area (minus the Capital Beltway — oy vey! What a nightmare, to have to travel that every day of one’s life!). I wonder what Pittsburgh will look like as I drive into it tonight. Aesthetically, the Pittsburgh skyline is the most breathtaking I’ve seen, but perhaps it’s what’s inside the city that counts. It’s the job opportunities, diverse mix of people, and all that other jazz that matters, not the pretty buildings and lights.

At any rate, tune in soon for the job update!!!!



April 17th, 2002, 6:47 PM by Goddess

I don’t know if it’s AOL or my computer, but I keep getting booted every time I hit “post & publish.” I am getting really PISSED OFF about this! I have just lost my THIRD epic entry!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

Ahem.

Condensed version: Brat and I had an enjoyable smoke break today at lunchtime, and we had another good break with CTL after-hours. Fuck them all.

We are not responding to F/OM’s diatribe, which is a blatant effort to wash his hands clean of this. (Holy Alanis Morissette song lyric permeating my blog entry!) In fact, Brat deleted it right in front of me. My feeling is that Heinous Bitch was probably BCC’d on this, so she can be proud of F/OM.

My point that I made to the boys was that this agency brags that it’s all about change management … that it examines and questions the status quo (per F/OM, below), and it claims to be open to new ideas and methodologies. But then we come and challenge a stupid policy, and we’re ostracized. Hypocrites. Personally, I don’t think F/OM even gives a shit that we smoke … he’s just the messenger, sent from the fiery gates of The Doc’s office.

Brat told me that he has a big interview tomorrow morning with a headhunter (who found him, what a plus!). This will lead to another interview with a good company (Brat’s all excited; he didn’t tell me which company, but that’s okay … I will find out in due time). He was in wonderful spirits today, and I found myself feeling very happy for him. I told him that I will be glad to see him in a company that values him, because he deserves that and nothing less.

I asked him to join us in DC for July 4 (CTL already committed), but he said that if he’s in a new job sitch, he may not want to make the trek. That bummed me out, although I guess I can understand it. At any rate, I would love to have the boys join us together … and I’ll let ’em smoke all they want!!! I’m gonna miss them.

I think it would be funny as HELL if we announced our resignations together. Although, granted, my heart goes out to F/OM, who’s overloaded already. If Brat’s and my interviews work to our advantages, we could really leave the operations department in a bit of a pickle, ‘cuz F/OM would be losing two of his top four people simultaneously.

It would be wonderful if things work out well for all of us. I hope Lab Rat gets a great job, I hope that the magazine job works to my advantage (‘cuz I’ve made up my mind that I want it; I just hope to get more money!!!), I hope that Brat will get and love his new job,I hope CTL realizes that he’s too talented for what he’s doing and jumps ship, I hope Charolette thrives in her promoted position so that she can catapult into a real job at a real company in the near future, and I hope that F/OM chills out and walks away from the Heinous Bitch … he’s too cool to have her suppressing him.

::: toasting to brighter futures and better days … someday, somewhere. … ::::



April 17th, 2002, 1:46 PM by Goddess

F/OM’s response to our pissed-off attitudes about the smoking rules:

“Hi Guys,

I got some reaction from some of you regarding what we had discussed yesterday and I feel that I need to let you know where I stand.

I think you guys are missing the point on the smoking issue. While it is a policy of the agency that all should be adhering to anyway, I don’t know if you guys realize the positions that you hold in the agency, and with that, the higher standard that you’re held to – and this will not change. The old adage that it’s “lonley at the top” is true. True leaders are not always popular, but always react with the best intentions of the agency at heart. It means we must always be the best examples we can be to all staff. I do not dispute the dedication that each of you exhibit. But the “bottom line” is that it does not send a positive image to other staff when they see members of the management team and leadership team 2, 3 or 4 times a day outside taking a break, when the policy of the organization is no breaks. I would expect all of you to recognize how your behavior affects the organization and willingly be open to corrections that must be made. I shouldn’t feel that I need to justify the position of the agency. True team members would embrace the change that is needed and seek to continually improve.

This must also carry over to each of your respective departments. As I indicated to you yesterday, the status quo that is going on must change. You are the leaders in each of your departments – you must be the initiators and believers to better each of the department’s efficiencies. I no longer can be the person who tells and reminds you what needs to be done. That is your role. The sense of urgency is now.

I would be happy to discuss any of this with you guys individually. But the expectations from this supervisor will not change. It is time for each of us to find the passion within and be the leaders that I know you can be if you put your focus to it. I will help you every way that I can.”



April 16th, 2002, 11:00 PM by Goddess

Charolette …

LOVED the blog tonite. Especially the rules for work. I think you’ve covered it nicely!

From my experience today, I’d love to see a rule added about no tattletailing (hence how the boys and I got into trouble). Everybody’s covering their own fuckups by ensuring that the slightest thing the rest of us might do is put out there in flashing neon lights.

So whatever happened with Brat’s interview? I’m still kinda pissed I haven’t heard about it from him! Is he still bitter about the smoking travesty?



April 16th, 2002, 6:23 PM by Goddess

‘Tis a shame that every time The Doc gets a case of crotch rot, the rest of the agency has to pay for it.