Caterwauling

Shan and I were too hungover to do the business meeting/gym visit routine today, so I went out driving to clear my foggy head. I ended up at CVS where I met a man, Mohammed. He was acutally very good-looking and pleasant. I gave him my phone number, and he’s called me at least three times (I didn’t hear the phone ring), and he left one voicemail. I haven’t checked it yet. He seemed sweet, but all I want is a hot white boy. Why are those so hard to find down here?!?!?!

P.S. Note that SM is now Shan, since that’s what I call her anyway. The initials “SM” were reminding me too much of Her Royal Pretentiousness (HRP), my former employer. Eeeek.

I checked my usage stats today, and I found that I had visitors who came to my site after running searches for:

1. Creaming over college boy’s jeans

2. I met a whore in the park one day

I love seeing what people are searching the ‘Net for. 🙂

My belated Friday Five:

1. If you could only choose 1 cd to ever listen to again, what would it be?

Tara MacLean’s “Passenger”

2. If you could only choose 2 movies to watch ever again, what would they be?

“The Prince of Tides” and “Anywhere But Here”

3. If you could only choose 3 books to read ever again, what would they be?

Judy Blume’s “Summer Sisters,” Pat Conroy’s “The Prince of Tides” and Anais Nin’s “Henry and June”

4. If you could only choose 4 things to eat or drink ever again, what would they be?

Wild Vines’ Blackberry Merlot, Pizza Perfectta’s (in Pittsburgh) pizza with pesto sauce, chicken and extra cheese, Primanti Brothers’ (in Pittsburgh) pastrami sandwich, and my mom’s famous cheeseburger.

5. If you could only choose 5 people to ever be/talk/associate/whatever with ever again, who would they be?

As usual, I interpret the question in two ways: those currently in our lives and those we haven’t seen/contacted in awhile, so of course I am going to have two lists.

Those who are in my life

1. Wobin (my mom)

2. Chris (in Minnesota) and Leslie (in Ireland) — yes, I consider these two a unit because while we all have separate, wonderful friendships, there is just something truly special when the three of us are together.

3. IKEA Boy

4. SM

5. And last but certainly not least, Maddie

Those I’d like to see again

1. MV

2. Brat

3. CR

4. Janna

5. MV (so what if I listed her twice? she was that special to me)