Fun with Search Strings!

February 3rd, 2003, 6:19 PM by Goddess

In two days, Maddie and I have had contact from aliens who are looking for, among others:

pissing mania

wash the coochie

asian ass agony

aunt bedroom hide her ass

black coochie close up fucking

butt bunnies

cat circle skirt

cat won’t poop in litter box

crap

haunted scary crap

smother box

stank booty poop

Good grief! If I could only see the less popular search strings, as I can only see the Top 30. Yee-ikes!!!

Update

Okay, who searched for grandma fucker? You’re a sick fuck, whoever you are!!!

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Lunch hours = bad

February 3rd, 2003, 3:06 PM by Goddess

I rarely take lunch hours, but today I snuck over to Landmark Mall for a little while. I don’t often take lunch hours, because the inevitable happens — I never want to come back to work. It’s hard enough to drag my ass outta bed every morning to come into this sad-sack place, but to come back after an hour of window-shopping, well, sucks ass. Coming back to a note on my chair from Demure only added to the utter malaise and discontent I was already experiencing. ::sigh::

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