Nothing special

February 10th, 2003, 3:55 PM by Goddess

But enough about the workplace. lol. I hate it. I know it could be worse (i.e., I could have Shan’s job, and I don’t care if she does make several thousands of dollars more than me, it ain’t worth it to serve as Kumquat’s chief ass-wiper. And she’s deathly sick right now and is heading for a breakdown if things don’t change soon.

In other hellish news, Demure called a meeting with me tomorrow to “check in.” Cripes, it hasn’t even been a full week since the big Dawn-bashing fiesta — what possibly could I have accomplished since then?

I’m sure my readers won’t be surprised that I’m behind with my monthly stories. lol. I just don’t care anymore. As usual. I had gotten a brilliant head-start before that stupid Veggie Patch Gazette Summit last Tuesday, and after that, my enthusiasm died right there in that conference room. My stories were on the path to excellence — now they’re on the train tracks to hell. My heart hurts. And today was a complete waste of a decent outfit. 🙂 I updated my resume again today — time to start shopping myself out as a freelancer! My five-year-old iMac is dying and is begging to be replaced, only computers ain’t cheap.

I had a weird flash in my mind the other day that the cruise director here at Club Medicated was going to offer me the editor’s job. Eventually. Not right away though — I’m cheap labor right now, and they’re going to milk that for as long as they can. But I did get an intimation that they might send J-Ho (my predecessor, who now makes $40K-$50K/year doing special freelance projects for Kumquat) to the convention next month to help me. Oh fucking goody. Like Shan and I say, Shoot Me Now!!!



Pennsylvania realizes that prohibition was repealed

February 10th, 2003, 8:55 AM by Goddess

Yesterday, eight stores in my old county sold liquor for the first time on a Sunday, which brought about protests, if you can believe it. Strangely, the loudest protestors were the employees of these stores themselves.

Quotes that are begging for a response, taken from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

“I think, personally, we should go back to having nothing open on Sundays and having to spend time with your family,” said Charles Windsor of Mt. Lebanon, who was protesting Sunday sales outside the store on Wharton Street on the South Side.

So for those of us who shop on Sundays and who have no family within a 300-mile radius, no drinky drinky for us, per this asshole. Thank god all the grocery stores in Virginia sell liquor!

Sidenote: Shouldn’t he have been at home with his family instead of protesting the liquor store being open for five hours?

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At the edge of the shopping center’s parking lot, however, about 30 people were protesting Sunday sales, holding signs that said “Promoting Drinking Without Thinking” and “Sunday Liquor Sales, Monday Mourning.”

Honey, no matter what day of the week I drink alcohol, I still mourn the coming of Monday. And drinking without thinking is the purpose of my very existence.

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The protesters, most of whom are liquor store employees, said they are concerned that increased opportunities to purchase alcohol will result in increased opportunities for underage youths to buy and consume beverages and increased casualties in alcohol-related traffic accidents. They also had a problem with being asked to work on Sunday.

So, they don’t check IDs on Sundays because they’re pissed off at having to work?

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Anthony Vizzoca of Shaler, whose uncle is the head of (the Independent State Store Union), held a sign asking drivers to honk if they agreed with the protesters. Several drivers did beep on their way by, warming Vizzoca’s heart on a cold day. “This shouldn’t be a city of sin,” he said.

And his heart grew three sizes that day.

Sin? In Pittsburgh? LMFAO. Honey, there ain’t nothin’ else to do there but drink! I keep telling my mom she should just get a job at the state store — maybe we’d get a bulk discount. 🙂

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And then there was Mark Henry, who doesn’t work at a liquor store but heard about the protest on television. He showed up with copies of a handwritten letter he had written when the state Legislature was considering the bill.

“Dear Senator,” it begins, “Suppose you’re Osama bin Laden. What would you want the Pennsylvania General Assembly to do with regard to the issue of opening liquor stores on Sundays? Would you want it to kowtow to, and compromise with, the forces of evil so that our respect for the Christian Sabbath day is further undermined in the name of ‘consumer convenience?'”

I’m sure bin Laden is disappointed in Pittsburghers for buying peach schnapps by the unit. Just because they’re selling booze and not turbans doesn’t mean that he gives a rat’s ass, now does he? And asking what he wants the PA General Assembly to do is just begging for a response — I would imagine he’d want them to blow themselves up before shutting down the liquor stores. 🙂 This asshole is probably against the war effort too — maybe he’ll handwrite another letter about that. Oh goody!

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And finally. …

The protest was organized by members of the Independent State Store Union, which represents managers. “We’re in the business of the control and sale of alcohol,” said Don Brown, one of the leaders. “Selling alcohol seven days a week, that’s not something that I consider control.”

Yet all the bars and restaurants that serve food — and therefore liquor — on Sundays, as well as their patrons, are just rip-roaring heretics, eh? Somebody, give these guys a cocktail!!!