‘A Disappointment’

May 16th, 2003, 9:03 PM by Goddess

Demure yanked my ass into her office at 4 p.m. for an hour today. She was highly “disappointed” in me for blowing off her request that I throw myself at her mercy today. I never did respond to her e-mail, and if I heard a variation of “dissapointment” for a fifth time (she only used it four) about me, I would have reached across her desk and killed her.

She said she was disappointed in me for not responding to her e-mail. She’s disappointed that I do not realize how lucky I am to be able to be enrolled in their stupid training next week. She’s disappointed that I disrespected her for not acknowledging that she wanted to talk to me. She’s disappointed in me, period.

It took all my strength to not say, “You’re a disappointment to me, too. So what’s your point?”

After she laid into me for 20 minutes, I had to laugh out loud. Seriously, it probably took her all day to screw up her courage to confront me. What a joke.

At any rate, long story short, they are not doing a training in the next few weeks, which she didn’t even know about (I could go into how I know, but I digress). She thought I was being an ungrateful brat, and while she knows I’ve had plenty of supervisory experience and training, she said I need to be trained as a Veggie Patch supervisor. Jesus Christ, if there’s a type of manager I don’t want to be, it’s a manager just like her and the rest of the pansies in charge of that joint (minus Finance Guy, who rocks and god I wish I could work for him).

We went round and round forever about all of this. Essentially, she’s angry with me because A.) I blew off her request to meet. B.) She’s under the impression that I don’t take the *importance* of that training seriously. C.) That she didn’t like the tone of my e-mail. And D.) That I essentially was begging her to let me do my job.

She did try to divert me by asking about how my dance class is going. Oldest trick in the book, babydoll. I let her go and chatted about dumb stuff for a few minutes, but then I let it rip. I said I’ve been pretty damn angry for the past two weeks, because I’ve made no secret of the fact that training falls on two of my busiest days during the month. I asked if I had to make a choice between doing the stupid training to appease her or get the paper to press. She looked like she was about to go all Linda Blair/”Exorcist” on me — she can’t handle confrontation. I said I’m pissed because it’s like I have to beg everyone to let me do my job as editor, that they just don’t get that no matter how hard I’ve planned to get the issue on track, shit happens and I’m but one person. I said it’s not like anything can happen without me sitting there, doing it. It’s not like I have a staff that can take over while I go play in a training.

Oh, but the shit about the e-mail infurated me. It’s not like the ripping e-mails that my predecessor used to send to the CEO. I simply said that I was interested in switching places with someone in another session (although nobody told me that the other session was canceled and that those participants were to join my class, but I didn’t know that at the time). I also said that it’s difficult for me and that it would be helpful to me if events held between the 10th and 28th of any month didn’t require my attendance. I said that once I get a warm body in the department with me, I will find it much easier to participate in trainings and meetings without newspaper-related functions coming to a complete standstill until I return.

Demure told me that I was just plain rude, and she tried to tell me how I *should* have written the note. She looked at me, almost visually demanding an apology. Fuck her, she wasn’t getting one, nor did she get one. I handled the request with tact and respect — as much as I could muster, anyway. Maybe I did avoid her, but I wanted to avoid an hour-long dissertation like the one I got at the end of my Friday.

And I know this shit will appear on my review. And watch me laugh in her face and not sign my review. Watch me walk out and keep on walking. Just fucking watch, because it will happen and I will be the latest editor in a string who runs, not walks, to the nearest exit when I’ve had enough.

I think she should just attend my trainings and take good notes. God knows she has a thing or 50 to learn about supervision. I do not fit into her mold as a perfect employee. God forbid, I produce a 40- to 64-page newspaper every month with minimal assistance from volunteers and freelancers. Nobody knows about the P.R. involved, the services I provide to members, the time and care I pour into every last task that pertains to the paper and to the people who receive it.

How DARE she even use the word “disappointment” in my presence. Fuck you, Demure, and the horse you rode in on. I hope you cry in your oatmeal when I ride out on my horse, hopefully sooner than we all think.

Tonight, after a shit-filled day for Shan as well as me, we went to our office in Old Town. Yes, our office. We sat there and enjoyed it. We ripped everyone at the Veggie Patch a verbal asshole, we laughed till we cried and we talked about a tiny bit of business. But it’s fucking pathetic how a week at that mortuary drains the life out of us.

Shan’s favorite comment from me today was when I said it was so cold it was like we are preserving bodies. My favorite comment from her today was when the receptionist, who processes address changes, asked Shan if she receives infomation about the deceased. Shan simply said, “No, I work with them.” ROFL. We had a great time with the Hayley Joel Osment line from “The Sixth Sense” — “I see dead people!” Only our movie will be called “Nonsense,” in honor of Club Medicated.

We went to the mall, had dinner and ice cream, and made many jokes about words that rhyme with her boss’s name, as well as ordering birthday cakes with ass prints on them. We already know those jokers are taping our conversations, but if they’re reading the blog too, I’ll save explaining my references to Barbie cakes and pinatas. But what I will say is that we will dance gleefully out the door when we leave those corpses, assholes and dipshits (oh my!) behind for good.

One last word on our thoughts about Town Crier, not only was she beaten with the ugly stick, but after they bludgeoned her with it, they shoved it up her ass for good measure.

Oh, and I still haven’t been excused from the fucking training. Assholes!



Nipple hard-on

May 16th, 2003, 2:33 PM by Goddess

Okay, so I only wore a tank top with a built-in shelf bra (with a shirt over it, BTW — I already got enough nasty looks for my bare tanned feet in sandals today), but it’s fucking COLD in here today! What the fuck are we doing, trying to preserve the bodies? I swear, this place is full of dead people who forgot to fall over.



On a funny note

May 16th, 2003, 12:03 PM by Goddess

(Or maybe it’s just hysteria setting in.)

Remember the old commercials for Halls cough drops, where their tagline was something to the effect of “The Halls of Medicine”?

Just thinking — working here at Club Medicated, where all the Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil and Xanax pill-poppers float like ghosts through the hallways — reminded me of that commerical. Every time I step out of my office, it is into the Halls of Medicine, here at Club Med.

Ice Cream Social in one hour. Guess I’ll have to prepare to run into Demure. Oh golly gee, what a fucking picnic it will be.



On a good note

May 16th, 2003, 11:59 AM by Goddess

(As if it were possible to have a good note during a workday!)

I heard from Deirdre from dance class. I’d dropped her a note the other day (48 hours after we’d met, just like all good little networkers know to do) to say hello and to make some idle chit-chat. She responded right away with enthusiasm, and she mentioned that if I’m truly interested in party planning, she has some really good connections at a D.C. charity that just wrapped up its annual gala and is ready to start planning the next one. She also gave me her home phone number. I blasted a note back, with my personal number, the next afternoon (didn’t want to seem too eager) to say that if it’s for freelance or a part-time gig, to count me in, because I want to ensure that someone is hired, trained and comfortable here before I make any sudden moves.

Haven’t heard back from her, but she’s going to New Orleans this weekend and will miss dance class on Monday. Bummer! But at least we’ll see each other again in our final class, as well as hopefully more times to come. Nothing big is going to happen to me unless I make it happen, and damn it, I’m trying! 😉



I just might get myself fired over this

May 16th, 2003, 8:50 AM by Goddess

I told you in a previous entry that I e-mailed Frosty and Demure and outlined my need to wiggle out of supervisory training that’s being held over two days next week. I told you that I even proposed to them that I switch with someone from a training class being held at a later date. I also mentioned how Frosty told me to let Demure decide my fate, as this is a mandatory training and I must attend it on the dates that I am mandated to be there.

The e-mail awaiting my eyes this morning from Demure: “Please stop by my office to discuss the EAP training.”

She’s already furious with me for missing our supervisory session. Now she wants me to sit in her office and re-justify my job? Jesus Christ, do they want a newspaper or not?!?! I have no help; I have no one to take my place when I’m not at my desk. I have no one who can understand why it takes me working on the paper to actually get the thing out the door.

I am going to hide in my office as long as possible today. I do not want to be seen or heard from. I will be working like a madman, don’t you worry. But so help me if I cross Demure’s path and have to beg her to let me do my job. Because there may just not be a paper next month!



Friday Five

May 16th, 2003, 6:22 AM by Goddess

Heather said it was random, and she ain’t kidding.

1. What drinking water do you prefer — tap, bottle, purifier, etc.?

I fucking hate drinking water. And I can’t find a replacement for my purifying pitcher, so when/if I bother, I buy a bottle of Aquafina and refill it with tap water. I’d sooner buy bottles of cum and drink those instead.

2. What are your favourite flavor of chips?

Cheddar and sour cream. Might as well go for as much fat and grease as possible, all at once!

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most?

I make a mean cajun chicken and shrimp alfredo sauce (and it’s mean … on your ass). But when I’m not in the mood to set my ass on fire, I love throwing together taco dips and stuffing mushrooms.

4. How do you have your eggs?

Scrambled, like my brain. Filled with sausage and cheese. Sometimes I throw the whole mess on toast, for variation.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out?

In Pittsburgh, in early April, both my Mom and Brat cooked for me. Brat made breakfast (it was fine) and Mom made a fabulous pan of lasagna, stuffed with tiny little meatballs that she made herself. Brava!