‘Tis the season for peace on earth and a piece of ass. Failing that, to give gifts and head. Because I will be giving no head this holiday season (nor getting my stocking stuffed), here is my gift to you. Enjoy! (And if anybody has a copy of Joni Mitchell’s “River,” I would love to have it. Thanks!)
Merry Fucking Christmas (Mr. Garrison)
Chirstmastime in Hell (Satan and Hitler)
Last Christmas (Wham)
Santa Baby (Kylie M.)
Please Come Home for Xmas (Jon Bon Jovi)
River (Indigo Girls)
River (Robert Downey Jr.)
All I Want for Chirstmas (Samantha Mumba)
Santa Got Stuck in My Chimney (Lisa Nicole Carson)
Xmas (Baby Please Come Home (Jon Bon Jovi)
White Christmas (Vonda Shepard, Robert Downey Jr.)
Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (Sarah McLachlan & BNL)