Er, rather, do me A FAVOR.
Please take five minutes to help a sister out. Tricia has an insightful blogging survey that she’s actually doing for a grade. It’s fun, it’s fast, it’s easy — much like your Caterwauling hostess.
And besides, what else do you have to do right now? Work?!?! Um hmm. Thought so. Now scoot. I’ll be here when you get back.
And, of course, those who might want to do me, you know where to find me (dawn AT caterwauling DOT com)!
I stayed home today to do intense editing (that, and I had a wicked migraine last night, so bad that I had to leave work before I murdered someone, just so they’d feel my pain). So I’ve been engrossed in talk shows and soap operas (I love the former, detest the latter).
I think daytime soaps and maybe even porn have totally ruined sex and romance for us. Sure, they’re turn-ons, but is it really like that in real life? (Allow me to insert the caveat that, on the few occassions that I’ve been lucky enough to have porn-quality sex, it was usually with someone who couldn’t form a complex sentence if they tried, and my brain needs just as much stimulation as my clitoris.) I swear, I blame television for making me want to find a storybook romance. But on the other hand, it makes me hope that it really is out there somewhere.
But until I find it, I’ve enjoyed masturbating like a dozen times today. 🙂