Caterwauling

I’m sad to see “Sex and the City” coming to an end (*sniff*) so I was glad to take some SATC-inspired quizzes — first one is which character I am most like and the second is who I am most like sexually. …

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Which Sex and the City Vixen Best Matches Your Sex Style?

It’s Friday. It’s five questions. It’s the highlight of my morning, unfortunately.

When was the last time you…

1. …went to the doctor?

Mid-September of last year for an appendectomy that also included a bunch of pelvic exams, and I was told that I had a very healthy vagina. Of course, you could blow the dust off of it now, but I digress. 😉

2. …went to the dentist?

One year ago exactly. Fucker promised to give me a cleaning but ended up re-doing a root canal (I still don’t have a crown on it) and ripping out two wisdom teeth. And he wonders why I still haven’t paid his bill from that time — I didn’t want all that work done, I couldn’t afford it, and I was in excruciating pain while I hopped on a plane to take a business trip to California. I hate dentists.

3. …filled your gas tank?

Valentine’s Day. It was the only receptacle that had the opportunity to get filled by a nice long nozzle. 😉

4. …got enough sleep?

Last night, after being deprived of it for a coupla days.

5. …backed up your computer?

Wednesday night around 4 a.m., I dumped a bunch of shit on my web server — my computer screen is going dark and is ringing the death bell, so I figured I’d put put all my shit in a safe place just in case.