She couldn’t blow the breathalyzer. Heh.

March 2nd, 2004, 6:18 PM by Goddess

“Drunken Polish nun crashes her tractor.”

(From Shawn via Scott.)



Of course he wasn’t drunk

March 2nd, 2004, 2:26 PM by Goddess

The dipshit who hit a car at 4 a.m. on I-95 and dragged the body of the driver, who was changing a flat tire, for eight miles, is claiming he wasn’t drunk. And of course he wasn’t drunk — he was coming from Nation. Nobody’s drunk there at 4 a.m. All I have to say is that I hope he enjoyed being on X in prison! And his passenger was somebody he only knows as “Eric.” I’m sure the kind of rear-ending he did (on the highway) wasn’t exactly the kind he WANTED to do that night!!!