Good vibrations

March 6th, 2004, 12:18 PM by Goddess

I have so much crap in my house, but once in awhile I come across something interesting. Today I found an old vibrator that you fill with water — hot or cold, depending on the sensation you’re seeking. Wow! I can’t believe I forgot I owned this treasure! I popped in some fresh batteries and had myself a happy morning.

Do you ever find yourself being so horny that you could just explode?

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Star-schmucks

March 6th, 2004, 10:47 AM by Goddess

Found this venti dose of humor brewing over at Bill’s.

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Licking Bush

March 6th, 2004, 10:06 AM by Goddess

There was a fantabulous headline in the Chicago Sun-Times yesterday: “Rosie O’Donnell weds, slams Bush.” This got much giggling and entertainment value at the Caterwauling hacienda. But the story is nowhere to be found today — could the editors have finally realized what the masses thought the headline really meant?

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