1. You reach for your pack of gum at your office desk and accidentally light up a cigarette without realizing what you were doing.
2. You put out the cigarette, reach for your pack of gum, take out a stick and then throw not the wrapper, but the rest of the pack, away. And then, of course, you have to fish the gum package out of the trash can. And the gum is stale and tastes like crap and is way less pleasing than the cigarette you clearly wanted (and should have had!) in the first place!
One more hour in this hellhole. …