The dipshit who hit a car at 4 a.m. on I-95 and dragged the body of the driver, who was changing a flat tire, for eight miles, is claiming he wasn’t drunk. And of course he wasn’t drunk — he was coming from Nation. Nobody’s drunk there at 4 a.m. All I have to say is that I hope he enjoyed being on X in prison! And his passenger was somebody he only knows as “Eric.” I’m sure the kind of rear-ending he did (on the highway) wasn’t exactly the kind he WANTED to do that night!!!
‘AI: Uncut, Untalented’ and Unbelievable
March 1st, 2004, 10:10 PM by GoddessI laughed my ASS off when William Hung performed on “American Idol” again tonight! Holy fucking shit — this kid’s got to have something seriously wrong with him! I was pleased, though, that they brought back Martha the little pixie chick from the Air Force — she was really good and should have made it through instead of all the other drooling nitwits they’ve had in the semi-finals. But I digress.
For some REAL talent, though, check out the Viking Kittens doing “Gay Bar” — hysterical!
Obligatory Oscar post
March 1st, 2004, 6:53 PM by GoddessDidn’t watch it. Couldn’t care less about it. But have a quote about it:
“We need to quit sending food to third-world countries and send it to Hollywood instead. These actresses need some CAKE!!!” — Bryan, Paul and me
Kooky mood
March 1st, 2004, 6:42 PM by GoddessI haven’t posted song lyrics in awhile, but I have this song in my head:
Rainbow Connection
By Kermit the Frog
“Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows
And what’s on the other side
Rainbows are visions
They’re only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
So we’ve been told and some chose to
Believe it
But I know they’re wrong, wait and see
Someday we’ll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me
Who said that every wish
Would be heard and answered
When wished on the morning star
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
And look what it’s done so far
What’s so amazing
That keeps us stargazing
What so we think we might see
Someday we’ll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me
Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I’ve heard them calling my name
Are these the sweet sounds that called
The young sailors
I think they’re one and the same
I’ve heard it too many times to ignore it
There’s something that I’m supposed to be
Someday we’ll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me.”
I’d kill for an MP3 of this. 🙂
Ingenious
March 1st, 2004, 6:01 PM by GoddessScot said the best thing to me today: “The more I do, the more I can do.” Fucking brilliant, although I tend to expect nothing less from him.
I need to keep that in mind as I am shoveling (bull)shit all day. Shan and I are convinced that most job titles should just be changed to “Shit Shoveler.” 🙂
Always a bridesmaid
March 1st, 2004, 11:01 AM by GoddessPaul and Bryan invited me to dinner last night — they had something special to ask me. They are planning a marriage ceremony for May 15, and Bryan asked me to be the maid of honor. *sniff* I was thrilled! Each of them will have two witnesses at the nuptials, and for lack of better terminology, Shawn and I will be the bridesmaids. 🙂
OK, here’s where I need your help. I volunteered to do the wedding cake. I have yet to find a remotely decent bakery in the Arlington/Alexandria area (not for lack of trying), and I fear that I may have to drive to Pittsburgh to hit Prantl’s or the Oakmont Bakery and drive 250 miles with a wedding cake (which I really don’t want to do). Where should I go in the D.C. metro area for a good wedding cake?