Clearly, she swallows

May 24th, 2004, 7:53 PM by Goddess

Everything just tastes better when you’re drinking through a penis straw.

Just sayin’. 😉



Year of the lisp

May 24th, 2004, 6:51 PM by Goddess

Even though my actual birthday isn’t till tomorrow, I’ve already started trying to say the age I’m going to be.

Th-Twenty-seven!

Even my friends are saying it. And we all sound like we are lisping now … I s’pose it comes with the ripe old age of Th-twenty-seven!



Deflated

May 24th, 2004, 6:46 PM by Goddess

But enough about my ego. 🙂

I just took the car in for an oil change and tire rotation. I found out that I need new brakes and two new tires — I was told that my 2002 car will not pass inspection without all of those.

So, the debate occurs: spend $250 on a kit full of sex toys, or $400 on car repairs? Oh, yeah, and I am two car payments, 24 student loan payments, one cable/Internet payment and two cell phone payments behind.

I think the vibrating toys pack wins out!



On the subject of vibrators …

May 24th, 2004, 6:45 PM by Goddess

Warning!