Two events/conversations from yesterday. True stories!
The scene: four women testing out new vibrators (get those minds outta the gutter, people — it was a Passion Party demo!). I’m holding a vibrator with seven speeds and a handful of other functions (it lights up too as the speed increases. Way cool!).
Doorbell rings. Hostess: “It’s the pizza guy!”
Stunned looks from all of us. Someone: “Oh, this has the makings of a porno.” Someone else: “Turn that thing OFF!”
I didn’t know HOW to turn it off, so I clamped the vibrating part between my knees as I fumbled with the dials. It was finally off as the delivery guy left.
Bummer!
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An IM conversation
My friend: I’m co-authoring a book, teaching five courses this semester, etc.
Me: I sold a vibrator today.
*sigh* All those years of college, and this is what it’s come to!
On iTunes: Sugarbabes, “Hole in the Head”