Update: The WaPo says “Traffic Planners Predict Dismal Commutes Ahead”. Yee haw.
Traffic: SUCKS
Weather: SUCKS
Three hours in the car today. Jimminy Christmas. But all in exchange for a superb day, so I suppose it’s a fair exchange. The weird thing was that I got carsick on the ride home — who gets carsick when they’re the driver? Although, arguably, I was practically parked because assholitry seems to only occur during rush hour. Whee. Yay breathing exhaust for an hour!
And like frosting on the shit souffle cake, a triple threat of snow is being predicted for the nation’s capital. Because the “Feels Like” temperature being in the negative numbers this morning just wasn’t enough to chap the life out of my lips. *weeping softly* And, wearing skirts and pantyhose in this kind of weather is NOT fun. But, through the teeth chattering, I almost look like I’m smiling about it all. 😉
Fox 5 just reported that “Dry, fluffy snow will blow a bit.”
Actually, it blows more than a bit, thanks. 🙂 It blows a whole fucking lot.
Dear Mother Nature:
I hope your rag ends soon. May I offer you some chocolate to appease you?
Love,
Dawn
On iTunes: Kelly Clarkson, “Break Away”