My inner zen, inner child and inner bitch just started playing rock/paper/scissors.
My money’s on the bitch stabbing the other two and torching the paper to destroy the evidence.
I’m rooting for the bitch. Just sayin’. 😉
On iTunes: Melissa Etheridge, “Breakdown”
I spend a lot of time inside my head. I always have, I guess. But I was kind of comparing myself to where I was six months ago and where I was six months before that, and I am amazed at what a different person I am.
Not to say that I was a bad person in the first place — I wouldn’t say I’m so much reformed as I am enlightened. I think I always tried my best to do the right things and make the right choices, but I guess I’ve learned that there is a grander scheme of things … that the wind is gently nudging you in the right direction and that all you have to do sometimes is un-dig your stiletto heels out of the ground and be carried once in awhile.
Amy reminded me that I have an undertone to many of my entries here that one must make one’s own miracles. I believe that wholly. I have a friend who has seen me fall into the depths of despair and soar to heights I haven’t seen before, and even though I feel like my war wounds will never heal, she says she never saw anything but my determination to survive — my commitment to picking my fat ass off the ground and persevering.
The thing was, it was a time when I felt like I was making all the wrong decisions — a time when divine intervention was on hiatus and my spirit guides were sipping umbrella drinks in Tahiti without me. And the thing is, I had no faith at the time — I’d lost my belief system years earlier and never quite got around to reconstructing one that worked. But during my time of nothingness, I got my faith back. When I needed something, anything in which to believe, it came to me. Now, I’m not going to share those beliefs, because they are in fact mine and perhaps mine alone, but suffice it to say that when the “Desiderata” tells us to nurture strength of spirit in times of misfortune, it wasn’t shitting us. 🙂
In any event, I was talking to my friend tonight about how I feel like I was martyred — I went through a lot of suffering that didn’t benefit me but, rather, those who followed in my footsteps. But rather than be envious or even bitter about it, I figured my day would come. And it has. And things are better than I’d even imagined. So did I make my own miracles? Not technically, but I think I created the environment where they could happen. You do what’s natural, and the universe takes care of the supernatural.
I guess what I struggle with is when will the anvil drop. Happiness has always been fleeting at best in my world, so I tend to assume that my so-called cover will be blown … that I’m not as special as others might think I am or, worse, as I believe I am.
So, I take life day by day. My goals are short-term. My presence in any given moment is full-throttle — I’m not contemplating what or how I think I should be doing. I’m simply siphoning all I can absorb from the people, places and situations that surround me. I’ve always been like that, though. That’s not news.
But what IS different is that I’ve lost my edge — but that’s not a bad thing. I’ve always had a zinger or an insult ready — I was always able to see the fault in even the most exquisite things and, sadly, that extended to people. Don’t get me wrong — I can spot an oxygen thief a thousand miles away — but I prefer to keep my thoughts positive. Anybody who’s been with me for a few years know that I was the Goddess of the poison pen. But I’d much rather get lost in my new offline dreambook than shout from the Blogger dashboard about the injustices I’ve witnessed.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that when you’re given an opportunity to wipe the slate clean and start over, take it. Process what you couldn’t understand before, vent about it with a trusted group of friends and close the door on it. When the next door opens, you don’t want to have that baggage with you, and if you happen to bring it in, well, it’s never too late to clean house and take it out to the curb when you’re done with it.
The thing is, you’re constantly meeting new people and facing new challenges in life. And they don’t need to know so much of your history when what they really need from you is all that you can be right at this very moment. Sure, that means they might not know the details of all the great things you achieved, but on the other hand, they can see what a phenomenal person you have become, and they therefore know that you must have done spectacular things that led you to become the incredible person you are now. Likewise, so what if you made a couple of screw-ups in your past? Nobody has to know it but you, just so long as you learned and grew instead of missing the lessons that were meant for you.
I know I still have a lot of screwing up to do and a lot of gray hairs to put on the heads of those I love, respect and admire. And they will return the favor, no doubt. 😉 But when you look around and see who’s on the journey with you and where the journey might be leading all of you, you finally realize that you’ve done your best. So have they. And, if you keep doing your best and know that your actions affect everyone around you, then you will be perpetuating greatness and inspiring it in others.
Whatever you send out into the world, comes back at you times three. Just as we are cautioned to be careful what we wish for, we must be equally concerned with what we release into the world. But when I have the chance to perpetuate concern, knowledge, assistance, reverence … the payoffs are so much bigger.
And so, tonight, I am sending you a dream. I wish for you to have a deep, pleasant slumber, filled with sweet images of whatever you want to see. I want for you to be energized, inspired, empowered by what you see and feel. The only thanks I need is knowing that you awakened and did the same thing for someone else. Don’t be afraid to give away a wish or a dream — there’s always someone out there who needs it more than you and who would give anything to have a moment of happiness. Again, as “Desiderata” says, “Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.”
Eventually, you don’t have to strive anymore — it’ll come naturally. Trust me on this. 😉
On iTunes: Alicia Keys, “Karma (Karmastition Remix)”
In a high school sociology class, the instructor gave us this great publication called “Masks”, although it now seems to be called “Please Hear What I am Not Saying.” Tomato, toh-mah-toe — in any event, go read. And then come back with a spicy bloody mary to read the rest of this. 🙂
As the sequel to “What goes unsaid,” this isn’t so much insight into what I don’t say but, rather, where my head is when my eyes can’t seem to make contact with another human’s. And, as always, there’s tunage involved. 🙂
“Yeah that’s me,
Yeah behind you
Hoping that you won’t see
That I’m not all
They make me out to be
But oh to let you see me
’cause I am not that pretty
But you will find out and then
You will leave me.”
— Melissa Ferrick, “To Let You See Me” —
Someone who matters to me (and, by default, whose opinion of me means the world to me) mentioned that I often look left when I tell stories, and if you’ve read “Cheap Psychological Tricks” (as I have), then you tend to wonder if someone is lying when their gaze averts.
But the thing with me is, I don’t lie. Really. Sure, I have things I’d prefer to hide — who doesn’t? But like I tell people who show an interest in learning what I’m really all about, if you want to know something about me, then you must ask me directly. Most people find me hard to read, so it’s OK to ask — I don’t offer up a lot of information otherwise. And like I said in the “What goes unsaid” entry, I often start to talk and then stop myself. And it’s not that I feel it’s unimportant — I guess I just wonder if the other party really needs or even wants to hear what it is I have to say or whether it needs to be shared in the first place.
But then, there are the people around whom I am so comfortable that I just talk. And talk. And keep on talking. And I catch myself starting to reveal too much, so I look away. Plain and simple. There’s a part of me that wants them to know and understand me, but there’s always that damned voice from my shoulder that tells me to hold everyone at arm’s length as much as possible. Don’t let them know that you’ve laid out your heart like a map of Metro D.C., for them to peruse at will and take what they want from what you’ve offered. Don’t let them know that you want them to be interested in what you’re saying. Be aloof, be distant, be blase — just don’t let on that you are being real. Keep ’em guessing, I suppose. They can’t hurt you if they don’t know how.
The thing is, I can back up all of my stories. Hell, I probably have written accounts of 98 percent of them — I do have a habit of chronicling the most mundane of life’s details. And sure, my reality is colored by the way I see things — and I know this. I always feel like I need to put up a disclaimer that the stories you are about to hear are “as witnessed” by me.
I could joke that I look away because I’m embarrassed about having two different eye colors, but that would, in fact, be a lie. The truth of the matter is that I am fairly accustomed to people who simply look right through me, for whatever reason. And to have people who are looking at me, trying to piece me together in the same way that I might be trying to decipher the puzzle that they might be to me … wow. What is it that makes me try to turn the moat that’s already around me into an electric fence?
In any event, what I don’t let on is that I am studying people while I’m talking to them. Even if I’m not looking at them, I know if they are watching me. My peripheral vision is spot-on — I know whether folks are looking at their watches or inching away or just plain itching to run for the hills. I also know whether they’re moving closer or following the story. I learn more from watching their shadows than I do from watching their pleasant smiles and perhaps obligatory nods to show that the are listening.
And it’s not to say that I enjoy it when people are talking to me but aren’t looking at me. Drives me kind of nuts, actually. Then again, it gives me an opportunity to study them. I was just writing in my private journal today about how I study people’s hands. But when you think about it, that’s only part of what I notice. I can tell you the eye color of everyone I know — I can tell you whether I am envious of the length of their eyelashes or whether they thrust out their lower lip when they’re thinking. I can tell you if they blink when I ask them a question they aren’t certain how to answer right away. I can tell you whether they get a sparkle in their eye when I say something so off the wall that they weren’t expecting a curve ball but are playful enough to appreciate it anyway. I can perceive whether they take a breath before they speak (to give them time to collect their thoughts) or whether they’re bursting with something they can’t wait to share with me.
It’s just weird to find people who are paying attention to the Exact. Same. Things. in me. It’s somewhat disconcerting, of course — I’m so conscious of everything that I perceive to be *wrong* with me that I am fundamentally terrified that others are going to observe me and see the very things I abhor when I look in the mirror every day. But maybe they, like me, are looking to find the beauty that lies within … which, I am realizing that hides within everyone, if only we care enough and try hard enough to discover it. And maybe I have to acknowledge what’s inside of me before I am comfortable with others seeing — and possibly even enjoying — me for all that I am instead of for what little I give them to go on.
From “Please Hear What I am Not Saying”:
“You’ve got to hold out your hand
Even when that’s the last thing I seem to want.
Only you can wipe away from my eyes
The blank stare of the breathing dead.
Only you can call me into aliveness.
Each time you’re kind, and gentle, and encouraging,
Each time you try to understand because you really care,
My heart begins to grow wings.”
On iTunes: Melissa Ferrick, “To Let You See Me”
Well, I am back from the Mansons’ Camp Cupcake Bunny Hell Land.
Yes, Mom transformed her hacienda into what she called Bunny Hell Land, although it was ridiculously adorable, of course. 🙂 Not like her neighbors “The Griswolds,” who have had this Christmas/Valentine’s Day/St. Paddy’s Day/Easter medley going for a couple of months.
I loved seeing the family. Mom said it wasn’t enough time (Friday night to Sunday afternoon). I think it was sufficient, although I swear I spent more time driving than I did actually seeing the family. Anyway, I was just happy because I got to The O (mmm, vat o’fries with Cheez Wiz) and to Alexander’s (mmm, wedding soup and chicken eggplant pesto). Seriously, best wedding soup on the planet, I say. Skip the tiramisu and catch it next time at the Spaghetti Warehouse, which I plan to do next time I swing through town. 🙂
Yes, it’s all about the food. 😉 We won’t even talk about how much Mom cooked despite hte fact that I needed my hometown restaurant fixes. She did give me her recipe for banana bread (which I seem to have promptly lost) — everything in my family is solved with home-baked goods. That would explain the size of my ass, but I digress. 😉
Anyway, I had a MISERABLE, rainy drive home, only to arrive at a cat shit-fest. The cats definitely left their mark, so to speak, on the house. Kadi annihilated my beloved black leather jacket that Mom gave me. The woman neither has a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of, so when she gives me something — especially a big-ticket item — I tend to cherish it for that reason alone. That, and she has impeccable taste, but I digress. Anyway, there are kitty claw holes all over it and big rips and tears — looks like I went through war in it. Hooray.
Oh, and remember when I was on the hunt for Yohji perfume. Found it. Got it in the mail before I left. Loved it.
And it rolled off the fucking bathroom sink yesterday.
*heavy sigh*
I give up. I had to buy it off eBay. Spent way too much on it but was so freaking in love with it that it didn’t matter.
In any event, my bathroom and bedroom smell divine — the Yohji aroma has permeated the back of the apartment. Always tryin’ to find a bright side, eh? 🙂
But, I thought I’d cleaned up all the glass from the spillage, but apparently not, as I came home last night to find kitty vomit o’plenty EVERYWHERE. I swear, it makes me feel like a bad mommy that my cats are so hungry by the time I come home that they will eat shards of GLASS as an appetizer!
In any event, other than the festival o’cat droppings at home, everything else is going splendiferously, so I have no complaints … nor any coming up in the foreseeable future. Someone once told me that the best revenge is living well. I am proud to be the living embodiment of truth in advertising, as far as that goes. 🙂
On iTunes: Melissa Etheridge, “The Different”
In my office, I have one of those clear chair mats that serves little more purpose than to catch coffee spills. 🙂
But when I moved into said space, I noticed there was something trapped under the plastic — a penny. Face-up. For luck, I guess.
It will remain there as long as I am. Which I hope will be a very long time.
And, just like Hallmark cards, I am beginning to believe there is a song for everything. And, it just so happens to be by one of my favorite Pittsburgh-based bands, where I will be headed when my work is done.
This is the tune I tend to be singing when I’m having my a.m. caffeine boost and putting on my makeup (so as not to scare my beloved colleagues). Download away, and enjoy your day off if, in fact, it’s a holiday for you. Anywho, it’s Bunny Day every day over at the Prattcave — I highly recommend partaking of “The Apprentice Easter Bunny” if you haven’t already — Greyton’s “harepiece” alone is worth the visit!
“I am full
I’m choosing to be full
I’m on a boat, I’m in a lake, I’m with the water, I see the trees
I’m with the sun, I see the moon, I touch the sky
And I’m with you
I’m with you”
— Sheila Nicholls, “Elevator —
I was planning this big, long post about my inability to shut off my brain for five consecutive minutes when I hopped over to my writing soul sister’s site and saw her brand-spanking new post on her inability to relax on command.
And, as Amy would say, it scared the boojabbers out of me yet again how freaking alike we are.
And I’m still going to give you a long, rambling post, so grab a chai tea and the Prozac dispenser. 😉
I was kind of composing this entry in my head as I drove home tonight. I think I unsettled someone at the Dream Job who had made a little joke about how pleasant I always am and I’d said, in a moment of bluntness, that it’s probably better to not be able to see inside my head sometimes. He’d looked surprised and I laughed it off by joking that actually, there isn’t a whole lot of anything going on inside this old noggin. It was the safe answer. It was the one he needed to hear.
It was not the truth.
“So if you ask me
I’ll keep saying that I am fine
So just don’t ask
And if you see me I’ll keep
Flashing that winning smile
Cause that’s my mask.”
— Tara MacLean, “That’s Me” —
Now, I’m not saying I’m thinking bad things (it’s typically the contrary — like, why did I allow myself to SUFFER for so many years before this?). But anyway, no bad thoughts even today, despite the hormones threatening to start raging at any moment. But a girl’s got her days wherein she’s bitchier than others. It’s like we need our own personal editors because we have the potential to detonate over the least thing … or, say it with me guys — over nothing at all. And, I tend to take offense when people make cracks that our defiant and surly moods are somehow connected to our biologies, because it strikes randomly (and WAY MORE OFTEN THAN MONTHLY!!!).
I half-wonder if women, especially, don’t drive ourselves half-mad in our lives from all the pretending we do on the surface to be *fine* when we’ve got a thousand emotions swirling beneath the surface. It’s like an anger/arousal/empathy/sadness/fear/lost cocktail still in the damn blender and the “off” button isn’t working. Perhaps we would, in fact, be *fine* if we weren’t so concerned with how we would be perceived if we’d have an honest-to-goodness emotional eruption once in awhile. No wonder why I write — it’s like bleeding the poison out of our wounds sometimes — wounds we don’t even remember acquiring.
“Same place I’ve always been
Just lost on these roads again
Just as I got near the end
I keep falling in the holes you left in me.”
— Tara MacLean, “Jericho” —
I’ve had many people in my life tell me that I’m “nice” or “perky” or “enthusiastic.” I like that — it means that I light up around them. I like being someone on whom people can depend to brighten — or, at least, not RUIN — their days. My enthusiasm for them is genuine. My compliments are sincere. My enjoyment of talking with them is thorough.
I watch for the special spark in people. I don’t know how to describe it better than to talk about my gay high school boyfriend (*sigh*). In photos with him, my mom always said I positively lit up (no accounting for taste!). Anyway, I know that sparkle. I watch for it when others are around me. I know it when they bring out that sparkle in ME, too. Such magical combinations are so rare, but I’ve found it en masse. I have NO complaints!
Believe me, if I don’t want to be near someone, then they know it (I make sure of it). If someone’s aura is crowding or bruising mine, then mine will push theirs back a few feet and not let them get any closer. I tend to hang around with kindreds and keep them at my side. We old souls can spot each other from miles away, and it’s good to travel together again. 😉 And I will lasso your ass and haul you in, if that’s what I need to do to keep myself surrounded by good company!
But I always wonder when my head’s gonna turn like Linda Blair’s in “The Exorcist” and everyone else will be bathed in projectile green goo. I wonder if my “too good to be true” niceness is, in fact, that.
“Captured in a photograph
Inside her eyes
She’ll wrap you in her blanket
And then she’ll tell you some lies
And you will kneel before her
At her altar in the trees
Because they say no matter who you are
She’ll bring you to your knees.”
— Tara MacLean, “Let Her Feel the Rain” —
Like today, I had a really good day. Great drives, ran a lot of errands in the morning, accomplished what I could, talked with great people. But inside, I felt like hot lava were swirling within my center of gravity. I know my sign is the Twins (Gemini), and it’s like they were at war today. And I’m surrounded by kind souls all day long now — I’m not accustomed to not having at least SOMEONE toward whom I can direct my case of the crazies! 🙂
Going back to what Amy wrote, it is, in fact, writing that soothes the savage beast — I am never happier than when I’m in a coffeeshop with my joural or sitting here, parked at my G4 with the iTunes going at top volume, me singing off-key and the cats taking their evening shits and stinking up the place and then me burning my Nag Champa incense to kill off the scent of ass as well as to induce tranquility for all of us.
(I am healing. By the time this entry is done, I will have healed enough to watch the special “American Idol” presentation. 😉 But, I digress.)
On the whole, I find that all writers are raving insomniacs — we never go to bed at a reasonable hour because there’s so much to see and do, and then when we do try to get enough sleep to try to function the next day, we’re too absorbed in what we coulda/shoulda/woulda done if we’d had more time and what we can/will/should do tomorrow.
And for most of us? We spend our lives spinning our wheels. I have six million projects I have yet to finish — half of which I have yet to START. There’s a certain guilt that goes along with having the writing aptitude — being torn between wanting to record/observe life and getting out there to LIVE it.
“I want to give no reason
To touch your perfect face
I will die between your lips
And live in your embrace
Forever more.”
— Tara MacLean, “More” —
I think I can speak for all of us in that we’re dreaming of someone or somewhere we aren’t, or someone we’re not with (whether anymore or yet). We want some opportunity or person to notice or remember that we’re alive. We obsess over every detail about what we will say or do when that time comes. We miss things we never had. We miss things that we do have.
The reason I don’t really talk about my writing is beacause, if I tell you anything substantial, well, I don’t see any point in writing the story. Does that make sense? If I’ve told the story, then I don’t want to deal with it anymore — it’s been exposed to outside influence or reaction. If you delay a millisecond too long in telling me how fabulous it is, I will think it sucks and therefore it should never be written. Or, fuck, if I’ve already TOLD the story, why should I then go about WRITING it? Because I so abhor redundancy.
And the real reason I don’t talk about my writing? My lazy ass doesn’t do nearly enough of it. 😉
Mental health professionals tell us to envision what we want to happen with our lives, and scarily, I believe that … on some level. If I don’t paint the picture of my life that I might want to live in, well, I’d be running blind with no goal in sight. But, on the other hand, if I picture myself doing laundry or taking out the trash, I forget in real-life to DO those things because, in my head, I’ve kind of been-there-done-that. Creative types hate routines. We hate paying bills, not just because the creditors are siphoning money we don’t have but, rather, it’s boring. We have Gifts. We have Vision. We have Talent. We do not have Patience, damn it!
Anyway, this entry has been all over the place, but it has only followed my hormones wherever they wanted to lead. 🙂
“And if there is such a thing
As winter in the spring
Then I’ll make angels
And I’ll see you in the wings.”
— Tara MacLean, “In the Wings” —
There comes a moment when it occurs to you that what you considered to be extraordinary, well, might not have been quite exactly that. However, if you find, upon examination, that you still love it anyway, then that might be even better, because it’s realistic.
I guess choosing the right life for you is like choosing the right lifemate. Once the shiny newness wears off, it’s comforting to know that you LIKE it as much as you were IN LOVE with it. And maybe the two can co-exist, ultimately. But that probably only comes after you peel the layers and live with them for awhile independently before putting them back together and realizing that, indeed, the whole package is filled with exactly what you wanted … even if you didn’t really know it in the first place.
On iTunes: Suzanne Vega, “Blood Sings”
“And I said we are interdependent
And the effects on each other neverending
And that the air has no boundaries
I think this water that surrounds me
Is the same water soaking through to you
So what comes floating to me
Eventually
Will come floating back to you.”
1. I wanted to write a poem today, but I’ve started leaving my journal at home, and it was like I was too lost to bother. But, this song sums up what I wanted to say anyway. Download away. 🙂 See above for part of the song; full lyrics are here. And I may post something original, if I can just get it right.
2. I was doing an artsy project tonight while I watched “American Idol.” It involved cellophane and ribbons, and as I was using some scissors to curl the cobalt-blue ribbon, I had a vivid memory of my grandmother. She used to make the most gorgeous bows. She taught me how to properly wrap a gift — from picking the most exquisitely beautiful wrapping to getting all the coordinating ribbons to make lovely bows. And she taught me how to curl ribbons with extra-sharp scissors. Even though I was a wee lass, she trusted me to not land myself in the hospital with the blades. 🙂 And I never felt like I could do it as well as she could. I still don’t. But I’m left to carry on her legacy, and I do what I can. I know she’d be proud that I still remember.
3. I finally got to talk to my best friend tonight (damn time zone difference). We laughed and philosophized and caught up and laughed a whole lot more. She did a dozen television, radio and newspaper interviews today in her community, and I am so proud of her. It also reminds me in a big way, though, that I wish I could be helping her. But, as I told her, we have to be on separate coasts right now because the universe is simply not ready for us and all the things we can achieve when we’re working alongside each other. And, I will get back to her neighborhood soon enough. I just don’t know that I will be able to stop hugging her once I see her again.
4. My apartment complex was sold off yesterday. My rent is cheap (by Northern Virginia standards — not by sane people everywhere else, however), and I am nervous. See, we’re all on month-to-month leases now — when our leases came up for renewal, we were thrilled to not be locked in for a year. Heh. Yeah, let’s watch to see how long our current rates last.
5. From my journal: “I look forward to what my days will bring. And, even if they don’t seem to bring too much, well, they have at least brought me one day closer to fulfilling my destiny.” One by one, I’ve been getting rid of the negative people, places and things that used to devastate me. No more. I’ve taken back my life and changed my expectations. And my happy place? Way happier now. 😀
6. The Terry Schiavo case. I’ve kept mum because of how my grandmother was murdered by McKeesport Hospital and its imbecilic personnel — they forced us to sign a DNR, told us to “go take a break” and then shot her up with enough morphine to anesthetize the Washington Redskins … all of them. They didn’t give her a chance to live — they didn’t TELL us that they were going to KILL HER. I’ll spare you the drama, but I am not in favor of killing someone when they have life and vim and vigor within them as the fucktards at McKeesport Hospital keep operating a death chamber.
Whew.
Anyway, I don’t know that it’s *right* to deny Terry food and water as the way to let her die. But, it is in fact time to let her die. Time for everyone who is still living to get on with their lives. What frosts my flakes is how many people in this world lack health care and are unemployed/homeless, yet this person who has ceased to be a productive human being gets more opportunities to eat (theoretically) and live and have a warm bed every night while millions of Americans don’t have such luxury. I’m tired of the partisan politics being dragged into this — suffice it to say, Terry’s husband invited due process into this to help him make the agonizing decision. Justice, were it to prevail, would call for an end the semantics and let the woman die a dignified death. Where is Kevorkian when we need him? I know — send her to the pinnacle of incompetence that is McKeesport Hospital!
On iTunes: Cyndi Lauper, “Eventually”
*Swiped from my beloved Swirly Girl.
1. Do you wear a watch?
I have 25 watches, and they all need batteries (and all I have lying around the house are Double As). I’ve all but given up on wrist-wear thanks to a mild case of carpal tunnel, so I rely on my cell phone for the time. In fact, a woman asked me the time the other day, and I pulled out my phone. She said, “Oh, I guess I could have done that.” And we marveled how watches are heading the way of the dinosaurs.
2. What’s your favorite pizza topping(s)?
In order: Extra Cheese, Ranch Dressing. Chicken, Pepperoni. Preferably, a combination thereof.
3. What’s your blood type?
*scratches head* I think it’s O. But I do know it has the Rh Factor.
4. Lunch/supper/dinner…what do you call your mid-day meal and your evening meal?
Lunch and dinner. Or, “Chocolate”!
5. Men: do you prefer women to have long or short hair? Ladies: do you prefer men to be clean-shaven or to have facial hair?
Mom and I were discussing this yesterday, how we will always have a weakness for scruffy, long-haired, rocker-type dudes (see Constantine and Bo, who always get my votes on “American Idol”).
But, I go the opposite way, too — there’s something about the clean-shaven professional types that makes you wonder if they are really animals underneath the tidy exterior. Rowr. 😉 There are many uses for a tie collection, I say. And I know how to sew buttons back onto dress shirts. 😉
6. If forced to choose, would you rather lose your sense of smell and taste or your sense of hearing?
I’d rather lose my sense of smell and taste. It would make public restrooms so much more pleasant.
7. What’s one of your guilty pleasures?
Shopping. Like, I hate to be in the house and will spend a whole day driving all over creation to shop. I give myself little adventures — like a new denim miniskirt or a green hair clip or whatever — and go nuts finding everything BUT. 🙂
8. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Black boyshorts with a hot pink trim around the waist. On the front, in tiny letters on my left side, it says “I Love Me” and, on the right-side cheek, it says “Who Doesn’t?”
9. Are you allergic to anything?
Mold, dust, fresh-cut grass. Pet dander (says she who has two puds). Lactose (although I will gladly suffer for ice cream!).
10. What are your thoughts on abstinence-focused sex education?
Y’all are screwing yourselves if you think THAT will work!
… of gum, that is.
Today is my six-month anniversary of quitting smoking. And while I might not have quit for the *right* reasons, well, I can’t think of a bad reason to kick the habit that plagued me every day for 12 years and sporadically during the years before it.
“You’re hiding underneath the smoke in the room.”
— Natalie Imbruglia, “Smoke” —
I took my first drag at age 11 — behind the old movie theater at Rainbow Village in White Oak, Pa. Back then, the cashiers at the Thrift Drug never questioned selling smokes to middle-schoolers. The prices were WELL below $2 a pack for Newport Stripes (the kind without menthol; I didn’t learn how to enjoy menthol till I was about 15).
When I did smoke, I would kneel on top of my desk in my bedroom and blow it out the window late at night. Or, I’d go into the basement — where my grandfather had his own bathroom where he loved to read the newspaper, drink coffee and smoke for entire mornings — and smoke freely (again, in the wee small hours) because the basement was *his* space and it was always hazy from his Pall Malls (without the filter. ewww). But, admittedly, I didn’t get that brave very often. I was, after all, a Good. Kid.
“Drowning past regrets
In tea and cigarettes
But I can’t seem to forget
When you came along
Ingenue.”
— Mono, “Ingenue” —
I wouldn’t say I started my heavy smoking till I was 18 and off to college, where there were study areas with smoking sections and a ready supply of insomniacs who were as riddled with caffeine and nicotine as you were. Freshman year was the best — seriously, I met some of the greatest people ever. Particular to the Point Cafe, you always found me with Isadora, Stephanie and Ryan and the rest of the crew whose names I don’t remember but whose presence I won’t forget. We had some of the world’s best conversations over coffee and Camels — I learned about different cultures, religions, musical tastes, political viewpoints, family lives, philosophies … I became an amazing person because amazing people were rubbing off on me. And we met because of our mutual addiction.
Cigarettes were our appetizers, main courses and desserts back then and for me, for the 12 years that followed. They took the place of breakfast and lunch and served to punctuate a good dinner. They danced with me at the clubs and made the buzz from Long Island Iced Teas and Hawaiian Punches that much stronger. They perfectly complemented late-night conversations over decaf and cookie sundaes in Squirrel Hill. And when we got a little bit more money to afford breakfast, cigarettes helped us to awaken over strong coffee and chocolate-chip banana pancakes.
“In a black and far-off corner of my mind
There’s a box of something I can’t quite define
It houses circus freaks, temptation and the Fayette County Fair
And it reeks of love gone sour, suspicion and big hair
Do you know where you’re going when you’ve taken your last breath?
Do you know what you get?
Do you know where you’re going when the devil starts to sweat?
Do you know what you get?
A cigarette.”
— The Clarks, “Cigarette” —
Sometimes, when I see smokers, I will walk right through their circles just to get a whiff. I know, lecture me all you want about secondhand smoke, but for all the times I have been tempted to run to 7-11 and get a pack of Camel Lights (especially the vanilla-flavored pack. Mmm mmm!), I’ve gotten *just enough* of a contact high from others to tide me over.
The thing about cigarettes? They’re your best friend and your worst enemy, all rolled up into one. When you’re out and having a terrific time, they’re at your side. When you’re lonely and lost within yourself, they are dependable — waiting for you to reach for them. There are always more even when you run out. They are something you can share with your friends or that you can bum from a friend when you’re down to your last dollar and can’t afford your own.
Best of all, they are social. “Demented and sad, but social.” No matter where I worked when I was smoking, I met all the other *cool kids* and, thus, got all the good gossip. 😉 I found that fellow smokers would do favors for me a hell of a lot faster than they would for the people whom they didn’t know as well.
“And I’m down to your last cigarette and
This ‘we are one’ crap, as you’re invading
This thing you call love — she smiles way too much but
I’m glad you’re on my side.”
— Tori Amos, “Taxi Ride” —
I did quit smoking for six months in the late 1990s. A friend of mine (who just got married on Christmas — yay Melissa!) and I would take “M&M” breaks — we’d get a case of plain M&Ms and take 15 minutes every morning at work to kvetch and consume chocolate. We figured, if the smokers were having a break, then why couldn’t we? Of course, I gained weight back then because of the chocolate consumption. And during the past six months, even though I had little money for food, I still gained a lot of weight. I mean, cigarettes often served as MEALS for me. When that was gone, I was hungry and stressed out and just plain unpleasant. And junk food is cheap, plentiful and fattening as all hell. And I had given up enough back then — I wasn’t about to deprive myself of what little pleasure I could possibly derive from the world.
“You’re my ashtray when I’m angry …
You’re the weakness that I need
When I feel like I need to be strong.”
— Arthur Loves Plastic, “Ashtray” —
Now that I’m 30, I get comments from *older* friends who mention that I will soon have to start limiting my caffeine and watching my cholestorol. And to them, I say a big fat FUCK YOU. They don’t know what it’s like to give up, essentially, the love of your life (i.e., Joe Camel) and try to cope with that and a thousand other changes that were happening concurrently (related or not).
An old friend joked with me that most people get down on their luck and smoke/drink more. Not me. I stopped both. I knew I couldn’t afford to keep smoking (financially) and, ultimately, I knew the cost to my health was going to be a doozy eventually. I quit drinking because it’s just no fun without having fire in your hand. 🙂 I’m able to drink again (*whew*) — you can’t keep a girl from her Riesling for too long!
“Don’t look for me
I’ll get ahead
Remember, darling
Don’t smoke in bed.”
— k.d. lang, “Don’t Smoke in Bed” —
I heard something today about perpetuating bad habits and how we ourselves are tainted by the things our families did, but we don’t have to forward the cycle. And I thought about it — my mom is the only non-smoker in the family (being that she’s deathly allergic to smoke). Everyone in my family (immediate and extended) love their cigarettes, even now that they surpassing $5 a pack in some areas (they’re still hovering around $3 in Virginia, though). We’ve had numerous deaths traced to emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease, bladder cancer, breast cancer, etcetera — all linked to smoking. And not to say that I didn’t inflict long-term damage on my body because of it, but a physician once told me that, if I could just stop by the time I turned 30, I could almost reverse all the damage I’d done up until then. I am hoping she was right. 🙂
“Later in the evening as you lie awake in bed,
With the echo from the amplifiers ringing in your head,
You smoke the day’s last cigarette, remembering what she said. …”
— Bob Seger, “Turn the Page”
So, not that I’d ever consider myself a heroine of anything other than my own novels-in-development, but today is a day I didn’t think I would see arrive. But, then again, I have seen a lot of near-miracles happen for me lately. I guess it’s setting measurable goals — just getting through days and weeks at a time until I can look back and say “Wow! Look how long it’s been! If I made it THIS far, then imagine how much FURTHER I can go!”
And that, my friends, is how I approach my life. I just try to make good decisions while being true to myself. It’s a difficult balance, but during times like these, I realize that I can lose, bit by bit, the bad things of my past and replace them with days that I look forward to living — days that are filled with things that don’t drive me to self-destruction but, rather, to a place where everything good about me will shine. I’m capable of more magical things than this — and now that I’ve made it this far, I can start concentrating on making a difference in this world to more than just me. …