Caterwauling

Highway truisms on the loose
11. Take photos during your drive. People will get the fuck out of your way. (Editor’s note: read installments one and two of the other truisms at your own risk.)

This one’s for the locals. 🙂

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Mmm, gridlock at my favorite exit.

Look how fast you can drive on this highway!

Remember when I told you I watch planes take off? See the top of the pic. Or, like Pratt said, that’s just my new ride with the missile launchers and the flamethrowers! (Good one, doll!)

The GW Parkway on a snowy morn’
We won’t talk about the hydroplaning I did when these were shot. 🙂

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And my favorite place on earth (*gag*), the I-270 Spur

I really do like my time in the car. That’s my time to think and dream and be creative. And now, I can multi-task. Related, did you hear about the library that lends out iPod shuffles with pre-loaded audiobooks? My birthday’s coming up soon (29+2) if you’re looking for a great gift for a gal on the go. 😉

*Yes, I do listen to country. Especially when I’m driving. Shut up. 🙂

On iTunes: Lenny Kravitz, “Again”

Since Thursday’s post, I have two additions:

Highway Truisms
10. People with diplomat plates need to learn how to drive in America or be deported. And yes, tht includes natural-born citizens. Diplomatic immunity clearly equals unbridled assholitry. (For those who couldn’t understand my previous audioblog because I had Lenny Kravitz blaring in the background, I got cut off by a carload-o-diplomats, the driver of which was addressing me in the rearview mirror to calm down. If he hadn’t jumped out of the Lady Bird Johnson exit lane and scared the sanity out of me, I might have been more forgiving. Or, not. LOL)

Bonus TMI Truisms
3. My waterproof dancing dolphin? Takes all the pain away. As does my new Mini Tongue. I’ve decided to give up the toy sales biz and just enjoy my $400 worth of products, and that is the reason why my lips are smiling (all of them). *slaps own wrist*

On iTunes: Lenny Kravitz, “I Belong To You”