OK, here’s a brain-buster.
I got onto I-395 northbound at Exit 5 today. I traveled to Exit 8, a distance of two miles MAYBE. Between those three exits, eight songs played on the CD player (and I played Song 8 three times, for a total of 10 songs altogether).
No, silly, I’m not going to ask you how long it took me to travel two miles. But I AM going to ask you exactly how much Xanax it could possibly take to ease the throbbing vein in my forehead.
That, and how do I un-dent my forehead after banging it against the steering wheel 300 times between Alexandria and Arlington?
On iTunes: Garbage, “It’s All Over But the Crying”