‘Damn it, he put my stapler in jello again’

September 15th, 2005, 7:54 PM by Goddess

In this fabulous article on “When FEMA Met Katrina,” this gem caught my eye:

“(Michael Brown) does, however, cite among his exaggerated emergency preparedness credentials a stretch as assistant city manager in Edmond, Okla. His actual job was assistant to the city manager.” Editor’s note: Emphasis mine.

Fans of the American version of “The Office” might remember Dwight Schrute, the assistant to the company manager who tells everyone that he’s the assistant manager.

Perhaps Mr. Brown resigned because he was under the weather with a case of Count Choculitis. That, and he’s probably had to enter Witness Protection, although he does have a future on Season 2 of this beloved show. 😉



Non sequitur

September 15th, 2005, 8:09 AM by Goddess

From this month’s T-Shirt Hell newsletter:

“Kanye West said that President Bush doesn’t care about black people. I think this was an incredibly insensitive statement. It was especially hurtful to the hundreds of millions of other people the president doesn’t care about.”

*bwahahahahahaaaa*

And from the lovely Swirl-a-licious one, if the media says it, IT MUST BE TRUE!