* Why the fuck did Paris Hilton think it was a good idea to stash her booty in a storage shed. Seriously? That mansion ain’t big enough or inaccessible enough to the public? GAWD. Did she want this crap to be seen by the masses?
* Apartment communities: “All utilities included! (except gas)” does NOT mean “All Utilities Included.”
* Renting a 2BR condo costs more than one net paycheck. Renting a 3BR condo costs $100 more. Jeez.
* I’m taking a hiatus from apartment-hunting, because after all the ones I’ve seen, I’m sort of liking the first one again.
* Is it wrong to wish someone would just die already so I can move to that part of town and not have to look at them?
* Never mind, there happen to be two others I hate in that area, too. Scratch that idea too. I can’t believe that, in a city of thousands, there’s only one person I regard as cool in it.
* If you’re looking at places like Rent.com and Apartments.com, their prices are slightly lower than the prices handed to you when you make an on-site visit. I would not have called some of the places I did if their low price of $X was actually $XX.
* And don’t tell me that it has washer-dryer hookups in the unit if I am not allowed to bring my own washer and dryer. (They supply them for an extra $100 a month.) Morons. Why pay $1,200 a year to rent a W/D combo when we’ve got a set that’s brand-new and paid off? GAH.
* I just got a thank-you card from a place I visited, which was the biggest and, comparatively, cheapest for all you get with the price. And it was from the same asshole who looked right at my pudgy pork roast ass and surmised, “You dont want to see the fitness room, do you?” Dick. And as a matter of fact, I DIDN’T!!! 😉
* Prince is going to perform at the Super Bowl XLI halftime show, even though the last time the Chicago Bears made it to the biggest football game of the year (1985) was the last time the Purple One was actually popular!