Caterwauling

“Don’t you just love
A Hollywood ending
In the nick of time
She’s gonna come through
But you can spend your whole life
Pretending
It’s going to go that way for you, too

‘Cause only you know her secret heart
She doesn’t mean to be unkind
And the waiting is not so hard
What’s a little more time?

(chorus)
We’re all
Fools for something
I’m smarter than this
Oh, I swallow every line
We’re all
Fools for something
She’s your loveliest weakness
He was my longest goodbye

Hey I know just where you are
I ate up every last word
And we swore you’d never let it get this far
And you’d never get hurt

Hey I know I can’t change your mind
Like you can’t change your heart
Hey I know the cliche
‘Love is blind’
But who knew it could be so dark

(chorus)

My heart is dry

Don’t you just love
A Hollywood ending
In the nick of time
She’s gonna come through
But you can spend your whole life
Pretending
It’s going to happen that way
For you, too

We’re all fools for something
I’m smarter than this
I’ve never let anyone by

We’re all
Fools for something
Someone

She’s your loveliest weakness
He was my longest
Loveliest weakness

Loveliest weakness
He was my longest goodbye
My heart is dry
My truest lie.”

— Edie Carey, “Hollywood Ending”

Now my apartment management is refusing to release any information on me to the place where I want to live. Something about me now having to go in and sign some fucking forms. Honest to Christ, I’ve been approved in how many other places? Did they just decide to fuck with me even further? I give up. Really. If you see me on the news tonight being carted off to jail on homicide charges, please note the delirious laughter and know that I enjoyed ridding the world of some idiocy!