QOTD

May 17th, 2007, 9:05 AM by Goddess

In Vegas, you can buy used card decks from all the major casinos with their logos and crap on them. They like their cards to look pristine, so they use ’em a coupla times and then package them for resale.

We were looking at those for our hotel and we started debating the point of even playing cards anymore outside of gambling establishments. As I mused, “Yeah, if I want to play solitaire, I just pull out a vibrator. And I always win!”