SQUEEEEEE

July 5th, 2007, 10:37 AM by Goddess

OMG, Holy fucking CHRIST, Jon Bon Jovi is on “The View.” LOOKING HOT.

No one knew I was at work till they heard me SHRIEKING in my office.

I think I just had an orgasm.

*faints*



I wish

July 5th, 2007, 9:03 AM by Goddess

Gemini horoscope for today, courtesy of Astrocenter.com:

“Someone special who shares your philosophical and spiritual points of view could spend the entire day with you, Goddess. Don’t be surprised if you start feeling a romantic attraction to this person. If you aren’t currently involved, you might seriously consider at least getting to know this friend a little better. Not only do you have interests in common, the good communication, which the two of you share today, is likely to continue indefinitely.”

A girl can dream, anyway. I’m spending the day with my little red stapler. Someone just asked me if my stapler is actually red, and I said it will be when I bludgeon someone with it. So, beware! 🙂