Caterwauling

I Can Haz iPhone?, originally uploaded by dcwriterdawn.

How much of a freaking DORK am I that I am sitting at my computer but surfing the Internet on the iPhone? I’m also listening to my headphones on it — not like I don’t have five thousand songs in my iTunes that is, again, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

And the first song I listened to on my iPhone? Barbra Streisand, “Comin’ In and Out of Your Life.” Rocking the suburbs, I tell ya. At least Kadie’s rockin’ the pop music and having a grand old time with the newest addition to the household.

Oh, yeah, and I submitted it to I Can Has Cheezburger’s photo bucket. 🙂

Keyboard’s too small. I have too many complicated passwords for this to be effective ’cause I’m typing in everything wrong.

Oh, and you can only use one Gmail account on the phone unless you go to the Web. And that’s the kicker — the only browser I hate more than Safari is IE.

And dummy here synced all my contacts and Safari bookmarks with the phone, not thinking that I haven’t used either app since 2004. Who the hell are half these people?!?! And how did that porn get in there? 😉

I’ll get it right. I’ll even love it. But today, what I wouldn’t give to have a butt-wiping monkey to set it all up for me. …