Caterwauling

ZOMG!

15 Minute Lunch takes us back in the time machine to the 1977 J.C. Penney catalog. What a trip …

Strap in, shut up and hold on. We’re going back.

Go visit for the photos. Stay for the captions. My favorite was with the matching his-and-hers bathing suits:

“And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and an appreciative blonde with a look on her face that says ‘I love the way your junk fights against that fabric.'”

I’m not going to tell you which outfits I had, but I will admit that I unwittingly committed several fashion offenses because I wasn’t the one doing the clothes-buying in that year. I’m not culpable!

I was talking to my BFF (that’s Best Ferengi Forever) and watching someone clumsily count to two on their fingers. So I did the Vulcan peace sign (the “V”) and counted “one … two,” which set us off into gales of laughter.

Someone who could overhear us giggling asked what we were doing, and my BFF said we were going to hell. I said we were in the process of booking the flight. And my friend gets the award for Quote of the Day …

“We’re using our frequent-fryer miles.”

It’s not as funny in the translation, but we think we’re fucking geniuses. 🙂