What, you thought I had nothing to say on Sarah Palin’s soap opera of a life? Please. I’ve just been posting the good stuff on Twitter.
But, courtesy of Cake Wrecks, I know what to get the teen who’s popping out the love bundle that she — did I hear it right? — chose to keep.
Bristol, this is why choice is so important — you missed your chance to get rid of your dead-behind-the-eyes deadbeat baby-daddy. Now THERE’S a gene pool not worth perpetuating. …
Anyway.
