OK, so my jeans are falling off my hips and my pink-and-black scandalous gutchies are of course on display. So, aha! Belt! Right?
Wrong.
The freaking belt (it’s gold. I’m wearing a Steeler shirt. I MUST MATCH MY BLACK AND GOLD GOD DAMN IT) is too big, even on its smallest hole.
The really cruddy part of this all is that I have been trying on new jeans but I can’t find anything that I like or that doesn’t create a muffin top in a smaller size. Besides, since I have, oh, 30 pairs of jeans in my closet, I’d like to give them a LITTLE more use before I go and donate them.
I know, not the worst problems I’ve ever had. … 😉