Dear Chronic Ass-Pains,
This week is sponsored by junk-punches and bloody nut sacks. I swear, people are on my LAST nerve.
Let me say this. If I offer to help you — AND I DO — and you STILL don’t find it enough? I’m putting down the bat and not going up to it for you anymore. In fact, I may just walk over to you and PAT YOU ON THE HEAD WITH IT.
Love,
Goddess