You know …
If I sit here till nine the fuck o’clock editing two documents for you …
And spend half the day trying to tell my boss that I didn’t say the shit you said I said …
Or at least I didn’t mean it the way you translated it …
And I’m on the phone with every department on your behalf because they will only speak to me about your issues …
AND I come in early because you require me to …
Try not to leave me a love note in my inbox telling me what a stupid laughable moron you think I am.
Love,
Someone With a Newfound Rage Problem