And you think Grumpy Cat hates people

May 6th, 2015, 7:42 PM by Goddess

So, weird story.

Met a guy. Barely know him. Just to say hi here and there.

And it dawned on me that he must be fucking this bitch that I fucking loathe.

Loathe.

I mean “I hope a fucking house falls on her” loathe.

And it’s funny.

I am permanently disgusted by this guy. For having anything to do with her bitch ass.

His dick will probably rot off by her mere proximity to it.

Maybe that’s a good thing.

I never knew I had this kind of rage in me. And I don’t think it’s (too) misdirected.

Seriously. House. Fall. Crush the cunt. PARTY.



Today

May 6th, 2015, 8:54 AM by Goddess

So apparently everyone got sick from a lunch outing yesterday.

I seem to be OK, other than a raging headache. Although my fish tacos smelled fishy and I figured I’d be the first man down.

Would love to be able to go lie down or take some time off.

Yeah.

Advil and coffee, then.