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June 17th, 2015, 7:22 PM by Goddess

My new favorite word must be dipwad. Given how many times I’ve said it. 

The good news is, I come up with a new word every week. So if anyone ever finds my phone (*gulp*), they’ll think I just know a lot of, um, short-bus drivers who are a couple tacos shy of a value meal because they couldn’t find their ass cheeks even with Siri’s help.  Noodles. 

So yeah. Look at the pretty photos instead if you get your hands on my phone. But perhaps stay away from some of the videos …  ðŸ˜‰



Hump day 

June 17th, 2015, 11:50 AM by Goddess

Mom said it’s reward a dumbass day. Silly momma. That’s every day.

They say God has a bigger plan for your life than you do. 

Well who knew that this was bigger than I had in mind for myself?

 Camel on I-95 …