The HOA called to say quit feeding the ducks. People are complaining.
I said you mean the people who can’t be bothered to leash their dogs have the nerve to complain?
I figured I would stop hating this place when the Thunder bunch hit the bricks. Now my mom’s one little joy is gone. And now I feel bad that I complained about the cost.
I’m sadder still that I deleted most of my photos of my brudders from ducky mudders because I figured I’d take millions more.
I read a lot of articles by women who say they lose thousands of dollars and untold numbers of promotions because they go on the mommy track. Even if they only drop out of the workforce for a while, they pay or it dearly.
Meanwhile I’m the only one on my team without kids. And all the moms are doing well career-wise. I might as well have had kids if I knew I’d be in a stable, quiet place without travel requirements.
Of course, I have two delightful cherubs upstairs. Who were actually not entirely terrible last night. I heard Thundercunt’s mouth for about an hour but otherwise the universe was smiling on Goddess.
I hope the next 21 days go just as wonderfully!