Apparently Thundercunt discovered that sweet, quiet, polite and giggling Lucy was at the hizzouse the other night. Because she came home yesterday and screamed the whole day. We even heard her tell Big Giant Pussy to get out again.
I’ve decided to call her Nae-Nae, after that horrible song with the lyric, “Watch me nae-nae (OK!).”
You’d think BGP would gladly separate from her. But I know men who left hideous women for sweet, wonderful, darling people like me. And then went right back to those who made them feel two inches tall and one inch long. Ahem.
In any event, less screaming and more packing, Nae-Nae.