1.5 days

October 30th, 2015, 9:30 PM by Goddess

The rumble in the upstairs jungle lasted all day. At one point it sounded like Loser opened some packed boxes. Nae-Nae caught him and erupted like Mount Vesuvius. Per usual. 

But now … Silence. It’s 10:30 and …nothing. No banging, no music, no f-bombs, no blubbering, no oil drums being rolled, no sliding-glass doors being slammed and no coffins being dragged along the floor. 

That doesn’t mean it will stay calm. But, you know, the stillness is nothing short of miraculous. 

I’ll still leave my tv on tonight anyway. Loud. They’ve fooled me before. I’m not taking any chances. 

11 p.m — Spoke too soon. Stomping ahoy.  And screaming. God damn it. It’s just another ordinary night. Carry on. 



2 days

October 30th, 2015, 6:50 AM by Goddess

Just one day, you know? I want to not fall asleep to screaming and music, just one day. I want to not awaken to screaming and banging just one day. I want my nerves to not be shot for just one day. 

This morning they’ve been up there dropping f-bombs and shouting “you move out” and “no you move out.”

Listen bitches. You are both moving out. Tomorrow. So get the fuck out, both of youse. Today if you could. That’d be great.