Chief HOA cunt says she thinks I’m crazy.
The new crackheads upstairs, she says, moved in from another unit.
“I never had any problems with them. Are you sure the noise is coming from upstairs?”
No, bitch. Oil drums rolling across my ceiling come from the other side of the lake.
I would bet my plaid panties that when she says they are “existing tenants,” it’s the same goddamned Big Giant Pussy only with his girlfriend Lucy instead of Thundercunt.
Liars one and all.