Cheers to my one true love, me

December 24th, 2015, 7:34 PM by Goddess

Now here’s a conversation I’ve had more than once. 

And not always in my head. 

 



All is calm and bright. Somewhere.

December 24th, 2015, 1:52 PM by Goddess

I’d say all I want for Christmas is a day off. 

But last time I said that, I got fired on Dec. 27. 

I thought today I could be “off.” I hauled ass and got all my shit done through Monday morning. 

Then one of the boys said he’s sending me three projects today. 

I’d ask Santa to give him coal. But we all like natural resources so that’s not punishment. 

Might as well start on next week’s work since I’m stuck here.