I’m still smarter than that orange clownfish you elected 

December 4th, 2016, 8:39 PM by Goddess

Bought a table top tree. 

Bought some really nice lights. 

Put those lights on today. 

Tree looked great. 

Went to cut off sticky tag on the wire of the lights. 

Accidentally cut the fucking wire clean through.

WTG, Goddess.