When they go low, we aim lower
January 2nd, 2017, 12:03 AM by GoddessAndy Borowitz joked that he’s been drinking since the election.
It occurs to me that I’ve been overeating since the election.
And drinking, of course. My nerves are shot.
I was trying to get motivated after killing a bottle of wine last night and again tonight … and not even getting as much as a buzz …
And I thought, fuck. If I can stay sober during Tangerine Tiny Hands’ first 100 days, it’ll be a friggin’ miracle.
But maybe if I can just eat normal portions during those 100 days, I can have a couple cocktails a week.
When they go low, we aim lower.