My second frog returned to propose again with a bigger ring.
Admittedly, I had said another carat and I’m yours.
I knew he’d never go for it.
But he did go a half-carat higher.
Well, a half-carat higher … accompanied by a request for daily BJs.
I mean, I guess I figured there’d be an extra string attached, sure. But I also thought I was worth some more sparkle.
And let’s be honest. It was never about the sparkle.