Today marks six months of my captivity.
A girl reminded me of a conversation we had on my first day …
Me: “Nice to see you. How are you?”
Her: “Living the dream.”
Me: “This is like no dream I ever had.”
I heard from quite a few people shortly afterward how “negative” I was. I figured out the connection real quick. Eventually she got to know me and realized that sarcasm is about the only speed I have. Now we’re cool.
In any event, my response on Day 1 was dead-on. No dream I ever dreamed could have have prepared me for this. To say the least.
The very least.
#toostressedtofeelblessed