Dude.
Seriously.
Holla’ing at MY friend, to bitch about ME and claim that I somehow am singlehandedly keeping you from relaunching the business you flashed your hairy butt crack at …
And somehow claiming it’s ALL MY FAULT …
Seriously.
Dude.
Not that any of us believe it will work this time. You burned everyone who made it work. No one likes you.
But I love that you give me all this power.
Especially when I spent years giving mine up to you.
You are the REASON for the #metoo movement.
I have zero desire to hear of you whining that I somehow am hurting you. No need to suddenly give me credit for the first time. But hey, thanks.