I am a patient, patient woman

April 24th, 2020, 9:24 PM by Goddess

What, you think I’m talking about him? Bless your bionic heart.



Ordering food

April 24th, 2020, 6:05 PM by Goddess

Mom: Did you guys have Crabcakes when you were there?

Me: Nope, Crabcakes wasn’t invited.