Caterwauling

The full moon in Cancer happened on Jan. 17.

Always an important day in history for me. It saw some stellar people brought into this world.

It also brought a full emotional release and restart for those willing to accept it.

For me, that release came a couple days later.

I was holding on to an illusion about something. Someone.

In any event, this is a chapter that has refused to close naturally.

But it becomes clearer with each day that resolution isn’t impossible — it’s just not wanted.

And even though it is not my responsibility or even within my power, it’s an amusing nuisance that’s got to go.

That’s all it will ever be.

Maybe that’s all it ever was.

I ducked into Pet Supermarket for a minute tonight. Since they don’t advertise on Fox News like Petsmart/Chewy.

There are always kittens available for adoption from Peggy Adams.

Today I stopped to say hi to two cuddle bugs, curled up together in a tiny crate.

I wished my babies liked each other that much.

Then I heard a couple barrel up behind me. They said loudly, “We are here for Caleb.” I guess they thought I was going to adopt him.

I wasn’t sure who Caleb was. This is a triple-decker cat cage. The two bonded brothers were in the center.

I walked away and heard the store worker say, “You brought your cat?”

“Yep! We want to see how he and Caleb get along.”

I thought damn that’s weird. What if their cat wasn’t vaxxed? Then I remembered that we are in the third yer of a pandemic and realized no one gives a fuck about that sort of thing.

In any event, I watched them hold their little orange kitty into the cage I had been looking at. Everyone was calm … except me.

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WERE PLANNING TO TAKE HOME ONE OF THE BONDED PAIR AND NOT THE OTHER.

I was stunned silent. Had the 18-year-old “shift supervisor” cash me out. Couldn’t even choke out my phone number to get my rewards for the visit.

I should have said something. I should’ve asked if they were at least considering taking the other baby. I mean, you are cat people. You know the only reason they are alive is because they stuck together, right?

I am so haunted by this.

Mom said go back tomorrow and see what happened. I said do you want a fourth cat?

Because the one left behind is probably crying himself to sleep right now and I cannot handle leaving behind a baby who lost his best friend.

And if Magic doesn’t start acting right around his sisters, it might just be that I take him to meet his new best friend!

ETA: I went back the next day to see two kitties!

Piper is on the left.

I like to think Caleb saw his would-be parents’ tRump stickers and “my cat is a Republican” stickers on their car

Which totally explains their entitlement toward separating a kitty family.

Is it ok for me to post things I like on a site I pay for? Or do I gotta hear Negative Nancy Drew for the rest of my life?

And not a word outta you, Psycho and Scoots, either. I’m not here for anyone’s entertainment but my own.

And again, I’m not allowed to share the things people say about me.

Not that they can be bothered to fight their own battles.

Whatever. I’ll just be over here, Unbothered as ever.

*twerk*

I heard a podcast the other day that touched upon unresolved trauma from childhood.

I wasn’t interested because my childhood was fine. I had more than enough love not to notice the things that we lacked.

The podcast suggested we have our inner child of today write a letter to the child we used to be.

My inner child said why can’t I just recapture that old magic of hiding out in my room with a Sweet Valley High book or 30.

That same inner child remembers happily being at home with a book because I preferred my own company over most others’.

Maybe that’s the trauma right there. People have always sucked the life out of me.

There have always been bullies masquerading as friends.

There have always been shady comments to laugh off like they were the funniest thing ever, to show I was in on the joke and yes, I totally get that there were times I was the joke.

There have always been the comments I wish I would have said. The things that come to my head a few minutes too late because I am conditioned to smile and eat the shit they serve.

Because I conditioned myself to do that. To not rock any boats. To not “upset the apple cart,” as a landlord said about me when I was 3.

In adulthood, I still do everything I can to please. Except, I don’t want to.

And I rebel in weird ways.

Like getting a job 90% done and walking away from it.

Like purposely not doing something important because it just doesn’t interest me.

Like seeing someone make a joke out of me and wiping the fucking floor with them to make up for all the times I didn’t but should have.

Hm.

I’m watching “Teen Mom Family Reunion” and watching Jade about to beat Ashley’s ass, and Ashley just twerking and being, as Bri said so eloquently, “Unbothered.”

I am Ashley.

Jade is acting nuts — and rightly so — about some of the shit Ashley said on social media. Ashley has that knack for cutting her to the quick.

I wonder if that comes from spending your whole life trying NOT to be noticed so people won’t talk shit to or about you.

In any event, I’ve spent a lot of years acting and eventually BEING unbothered about some shit.

I would never give, say, Psycho the time of day because he was never worth it. I only had one shitty comment I ever wanted to make to his face, but I never … there’s that word again … bothered.

I think the acting and ultimately being unbothered is the right way to be.

But I recognize it as the defense mechanism that it is. Rather, the not getting close to future people because the past ones left such a scar that the ones who didn’t leave it first managed to reopen.

I guess my letter from inner child to past child would simply be, your Momma dresses you too cute to screw up your face and scream at those who desperately deserve it.

Leave the ugly comments to the people who can’t play on a higher level.

And if you do snap, like Ashley finally did on Jade when she couldn’t take it anymore, say your piece to get your peace.

Then pull your shit back together and twerk your cute ass away.

Always leave them wondering and wanting more. And don’t ever fucking grant it.

J and me, inseparable as always.

The rest, now I see who all defriended me when I said to do so if you’re voting for TFG.

A couple years ago, I put a pic on Insta with all my pink tank tops from my travels. That was my favorite souvenir to collect.

Some cherub who loves to stick her nose in my business and then whine that I make fun of her nose (I make fun of it being in my business, but OK, keep lying and saying I was mocking your anatomy) had about 10 tweets about my photo.

Let’s see …

there was the “shallow shopaholic” shit …

then there was the sad collection of “beach town tank tops” that I believe was even retweeted to make sure I saw it again …

then there was the claiming of the color pink as her favorite … plus everything else I like, like astrology and tarot and Taylor Swift and RTing literally everyone I follow on social media …

then there was the extended dance remix of me spending my whole vacations in gift shops while she knows how to vacation so much better …

and of course I forgot about the 40 tweets about some bracelet I tried on and left at a store after I photographed it.

I’m posting this so she can also see the magnet, postcard and bottle of hot sauce I bought when I day-tripped to Key Largo on Friday … ENJOY!

See, this is the point where she will sic someone on me to say “StOp WrItInG aBoUt HeR!”

Sure. Her first.

In any event, maybe she’ll order him the hot sauce or make him take her there and buy him a bottle.

Not for him to enjoy but, in her mind, to make me jealous. Literally every post she makes is either to mock me or to brag.

I would like to say for the first and final time, I ain’t jealous.

What I am is happy to have proof that even the world’s least lovable (IMHO) can find someone to love them.

Gives me hope, really. That there are angels here on earth.

Maybe someday they can all show me on the doll what those pink tank tops did to them.

And what I really want to know is how someone can call someone else a “shallow shopaholic” when all the stuff in their house had to get there somehow.

At least I have good taste!

And don’t even get me started how she says I drunk-tweet when she’s the one always posting about booze. Shallow alcoholic?

Putting hashtag Black Lives Matter in all your bios to keep my friends from wanting to beat your ass only decreases your stock with them.

ETA: ohhhhhh i forgetted. Tryna co-opt one of my friends. Have em, gurl.

Going out of town and shit Tweeting about me 9x/day every day.

All that money spent for nothing. Sad.

I played hooky and skipped town today. I didn’t log into Twitter to post or to read.

I only had pleasant thoughts and deep gratitude for being so fortunate to have a safe, fun trip.

I suppose I should be flattered that when people see beauty, they think of me.

Nothing like getting your final tax form from a past entity to sever the cord.

I wonder which of us thinks it was all a bigger waste.