I am sure nobody is viewing my blog, tweets or photos who finds me soooo pathetic.
So I can post a little ditty without them knowing or caring or responding, eh?
Sing it, Megan Moroney. Heard live at the Hard Rock Holly 5/16/24.
I bet one of his friends let my name slip again
And it sent you down a rabbit hole spinning
Now you know I sing, know my sign, know my drink
Size me up in a matter of minutes
Did you mean to double tap
That spring break throwback from 2016 in PCB
Somewhere out there my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s
Scrolling through my Instagram
Tearing me down, passing the phone around
Like there’s nothing better to talk about
Zooming out, Zooming in, overanalyzin’
Like the queen of the mean girls’ committee
But hey, whatever helps
Keep on telling yourself
I’m not pretty
Girl, let me guess, you don’t like how I dress
And you’re hating on the way I talk (bless your heart)
Give me a break, learn to sew, bake a cake
Take a walk and while you’re at it get lost
Somewhere out there my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s
Scrolling through my Instagram
Tearing me down, passing the phone around
Like there’s nothing better to talk about
Zooming out, Zooming in, overanalyzin’
Like the queen of the mean girls’ committee
But hey, whatever helps
Keep on telling yourself
I’m not pretty
I’m not pretty, I’m not cool
I’m just one of those girls that peaked in high school
Yeah, right
Somewhere out there my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s
Scrolling through my Instagram
Tearing me down, passing the phone around
Like there’s nothing better to talk about
Zooming out, Zooming in, overanalyzin’
Like the queen of the mean girls’ committee
But hey, whatever helps
Keep on telling yourself
I’m not pretty
I’m not pretty
Yeah, right