Smoking more addictive than sex
No shit, Sherlock. At least my cigarettes don’t go on a date with another woman and come back and tell me about it. The only disease my smokes can give me is lung cancer. I can suck on a cigarette only when and if I feel like it. Cigarettes are just the right length and can fill you up after you’ve had just one, and if you want another go-round, there’s always another one waiting for you, instead of waiting till it’s ready to be fired up again. Oh, I could go on and on, but yes, I can go a month without sex without wanting to hang myself — but then again, maybe I haven’t met the right partner, who will make sex a lot more difficult to live without. …
Oh, and check out Reuters’ headline:
“Smokers say no sex easier than no fags”. As a bona-fide fag hag with a dozen years of being an expert fruit fly, I have to agree with that — the reason why I am not getting enough sex in my diet is because the hot men I meet, well, want to suck on a fag themselves. …