Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e) — The Hoe’s About to Go. …
Well, loyal readers, I’ll be going on hiatus for a lil while. Not sure when I’ll be back, but I can guarantee that I’ll be bringing you more mind-numbing fun before the New Year begins! 🙂 Don’t forget — be at Bennigan’s in Alexandria on New Year’s Eve, and bring the mistletoe. 😉
Till then, I leave you with a little festive note. …
“It’s nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don’t have to deal with the season at all
You don’t have to.be on your best behavior
Or give to charity
You don’t have to go to Grandma’s house
With your alcoholic family
And I don’t have to sit on some fake Santa’s lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
You’re a Jew
A stylin’ Jew
It’s a good time
To be Hebrew
On Christmas.”
— Primus and Kyle from “South Park” — “The Lonely Jew on Christmas” —