Friday Five
An old Friday Five that felt entirely too appropriate:
1. Who is your favorite superhero?
Wonderbra. She lifts and separates with a single credit card appearance!
2. If you could have any superpower what would it be?
Ah, a super-sexy tomcat has declared that I shall be “Whatever Woman.” And that my arch-nemesis is the Crimson Assclown.
My power is that when my nemesis (or anyone, for that matter) annoys me, my powers kick in and, with a dismissive flick of my wrist, I send the nitwit scurrying for relevance.
3. What would your super outfit look like?
I’m still going with the Wonderbra. 😉 Preferably in black, perhaps with some kind of tiny sparkle. I might even kick in the extra coupla bucks and buy the matching underwear. Oh, who are we kidding — of COURSE I need the matching scandalous underwear!
4. What would your super villain/nemesis be like?
See “Assclown, Crimson” above.
Anyone spreading insipidness, irrelevance and general idiocy to the world, causing stress and pain to the intelligent people who can’t get a word or an emotion in edgewise.
5. What would your catch phrase/calling card be?
Um, duh: “Whatever, OK?”
Also, I have a Happy Bunny sticker on my car that says “Eat Me.” I got it because that’s my favorite thing to say. 😉 Might need to add it for emphasis.