My Debut!!!

I'm Maddie, a fabulous Calico from Alexandria. I sleep, whine and poop a lot, so if you're expecting brilliance and insight on this page, you might want to look elsewhere. However, I am so very cute that you cannot help but love me!

I don't know much about Blogging -- my exposure to the Internet has been mostly with downloading Kitty Porn. But Mommy and Aunt Tiff will attempt to help me build my site so that it looks really cool and also so that you can see photos of me! 'Cause that'll make you happy, to see me. Trust me on that!

Anyway, that's all for now! I've been awake for 15 whole minutes and I need a nap!