I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, September 19, 2002

I got new litter ... I got new litter

Just doin' a Cabbage Patch Dance 'cuz I love clean litter to shit upon. Woo Hoo!!! Thanks, Mommy!!! I didn't even poop on your rug today ... just my little way of saying thank you!!!

Just so Aunt Tiff didn't feel left out, I let her clean up a huge hairball last night. Oh, the pleasure they must derive from having me in their lives. ...

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