Kitty Booty

My catty litter reeks. Will somebody please either scoop the poop out of it or just change the pan entirely? I love to wave my furry tail in the faces of my favorite humans, but they keep telling me that I stink. Perhaps with clean litter, my kitty booty will no longer be so foul to you people.

Aunt Tom said he had trouble with the donation button to the Maddie is Hungry Fund. Don't worry, faithful readers, I've contacted PayPal and they're helping us with the problem. :) Mommy recently bought me Mow Mix Seafood Middles, 'cuz that makes me throw up the least. I'm not sure I like it too much, but I'm fine with that as long as she isn't buying me that diet cat food bullshit ... so what if I'm 16 pounds? I lose eight pounds every time I get a bath, so I know it's mostly fur, anyway.

Mommy was happy this weekend ... she and Aunt Daddy (IKEA Boy, for those who read Mommy's blog) went out and had some fun. Does that mean my parents are getting back together? Eeek! Mommy is a a gay man in a woman's body, and Aunt Daddy is a woman in a gay man's body ... what a pair!!! Thank goodness they had me fixed at a young age, or I'd be humping everything in sight, just like they do. (hah! I slay me!) Perhaps the Maddie is Hungry Fund should cover mental health services for me as well, because of my dysfunctional family structure. And I'll keep hoping for Mommy to find a boyfriend so she's happy like Daddy, 'cuz he has one, and then I would have two stepfathers! :D